The state with the <i>second</i> longest beach in the continental United States, following Washington State (that's north for those of you educated by the California educational system).
by Othello June 10, 2004
A state that lies on the West Coast which everyone seems to hate even though it's still a state. We no longer have an actor as our governer so stop fucking critizing us about it. It holds Hollywood, Los Angelos, San Francisco, San Diego, and all those cities. And anyone ON the freaking INTERNET and on this site shouldn't fucking say anything about California BECAUSE this is where: Google, Apple, HP, and Yahoo were founded. We're not all surfers, actors, rich people and all that crap. We're actually people like everyone else in the USA and the world. We have advantages for living here just like everyone else, and we have disadvantages. Just get fucking over it, we're a State, and it's not like we're going to bomb anyone anytime soon.
Person 1: I hate California, they fucking suck ass.
Person 2: Narrow-minded idiot, be glad it's a state, google wouldn't exist if it wasn't.
Girl: California rocks!
Guy: Yeah right.
Girl: Don't be a fucking hater, it's not like we're bombing you. Be happy that some guys set up Apple in CALIFORNIA or you wouldn't have a fucking iPod.
Person 2: Narrow-minded idiot, be glad it's a state, google wouldn't exist if it wasn't.
Girl: California rocks!
Guy: Yeah right.
Girl: Don't be a fucking hater, it's not like we're bombing you. Be happy that some guys set up Apple in CALIFORNIA or you wouldn't have a fucking iPod.
by Just stop bashing California March 2, 2011
The most overrated state ever. All that's nice is the weather. There are gay people everywhere, crime, ghetto people, earthquakes, no seasons, pollution, too crowded, and too expensive.
Dumb Californian: Hey, it's summer!
Smart Californian: So what? It's 5 degrees warmer.
Typical Californian: Fuck off! Go away!
Smart Californian: So what? It's 5 degrees warmer.
Typical Californian: Fuck off! Go away!
by gman8 March 15, 2007
1. Most popular state in the USA.
2. Ridiculed and stereotyped by pathetic states who pass themselves off as a great state...yeah right!!
3. Some of the most beautiful scenery and diverse place with great people.
4. Basically makes every other states look like utter shit.
5. Some of the best attractions in the world.
6. Place not ruled by homosexuals, that's only in one part of San Francisco.
2. Ridiculed and stereotyped by pathetic states who pass themselves off as a great state...yeah right!!
3. Some of the most beautiful scenery and diverse place with great people.
4. Basically makes every other states look like utter shit.
5. Some of the best attractions in the world.
6. Place not ruled by homosexuals, that's only in one part of San Francisco.
Man 1: Hey have you ever been to California?
Man 2: Yeah I have!! It's a great place to live in, you should visit there sometimes.
Man 2: Yeah I have!! It's a great place to live in, you should visit there sometimes.
by Tommyyee June 17, 2008
by Jason June 21, 2007
People insult California because they hear the stereotypes and are secretly jealous. If they would just visit here they would see that it's just lame. No go make fun of Texas and stop wasting my time. California blows.
by cmkrcs1 December 2, 2004
The best place you will ever find on earth with the coolest people ever. People who live there probably don't know how good they got it, people who do; love it out there, and people who moved out from Cali miss it a whole fucking much & tend to hate the state they currently live in. Mostly down talked by stupid ass people who have never even been there before & they're jelous cuz everyone else loves Cali and wears hollister shirts with the name of our state on it, not theres.
by BayGirl June 11, 2007