California 

A place where everything is great as long as someone doesnts light it on an apocalyptic fire by a small mistake

California is great. But there have been a lot of natural disasters

California by the funny one March 30, 2019

California 

California is a good state with taxes higher than me on a saturday night. And thats pretty high.

California tax collectors can suck my dick

California by Lilfam April 4, 2019

California 

Liberal Hell Hole That Is Covered In Human Shit

"wow that guy is disgusting,must be from California

California by Satire Zeby April 25, 2019

California 

A state in which illegal immigrants run free and screw American citizens over by taking their jobs. You can also find vegans, PETA, democrats, and drug addicts. Sure the landscape can be beautiful (unless you live in the desert) but the people sure aren't.

Be sure to leave California as soon as possible if your a Republican.

California by Don'tGiveACare October 27, 2019

California 

California is a great place to visit, and a shit place to live.

California is such an anal flowstate; people there live on diarrhea drinks. “We have a high pressure front coming from the west.”

California by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

California 

A good place to visit but not live.

guy 1: wanna move to California?
guy 2: ehh its just like southeast Texas but more expensive and more laws...

California by BumbleBay April 17, 2022

California 

The shittiest state in the USA. It is soo liberal and gay. There are soo many fuckin laws against things. Like every kind of gun is banned there and crime is still up the ass there.

Mike said hey guys lets go to California and i said you dumbass California fucking sucks ass

California by Justin Hell May 18, 2004