Any body that is held in prison given the orange jumpsuit will be regarded as a carrot in the carrot patch.
Prison Guard: I gotta take watch over the carrot patch today.
Prison Guard 2: Good luck with that, don't get shanked!
Inmate: Bruh I got caught on the break-in now I'm going to prison to join the carrot patch.
Friend: Damn homie that hella blows!!
Prison Guard 2: Good luck with that, don't get shanked!
Inmate: Bruh I got caught on the break-in now I'm going to prison to join the carrot patch.
Friend: Damn homie that hella blows!!
by Jairo Presto August 24, 2010
A descriptive term of happy thoughts or delightfully random things; sometimes this is used in a sarcastic manner in order to bring attention to one's lack thereof.
Sweet, like apples and carrots.
"How are you?"
"Well, I'm alive."
"Aren't you just full of apples and carrots."
"How are you?"
"Well, I'm alive."
"Aren't you just full of apples and carrots."
by Silliness September 16, 2008
Looking good Billy-Ray, as smart as a carrot Lewis!
by schnizzle2 May 15, 2006
refers to a man's penis immediately after pulling out at the conclusion of sex with a female partner.
by Mr. Goodtimes August 30, 2009
1. A person with red hair. See Also: red head
2. Scott Thompson, a widely known mediocre comic that is extremely obnoxious. See Also: Gilbert Gottfried
2. Scott Thompson, a widely known mediocre comic that is extremely obnoxious. See Also: Gilbert Gottfried
Oh crap, is Carrot Top on television AGAIN!?!
by sixgunsamurai August 21, 2003
Small ass town in Saskatchewan. Full of ugly ass inbreds and big fucking jibbers. There’s nothing but inbred hicks and Indians. Don’t bother visiting here it’s a shithole.
by Bigjib February 06, 2020
where 2 vaginas rub a dick that has a boner and is vertical. The 2 girls rub their vagina each side of the dick.
by miss my niwwa911 March 18, 2019