Broniesexual

(noun) a troglodyte with a sexual attraction to My Little Pony
(adjective) having a sexual attraction to My Little Pony

Hey, did you hear? Jared is a broniesexual! His mother walked in on him having sex with a Twilight Sparkle pillow!
Are you serious? I would never have thought he would have broniesexual tendencies!

by 4n0nymou5 p3r50n February 7, 2022

bronished

To be banished from the brotherhood. (bro - hood)

John Smith was bronished because cock blocking is his way of life.

by Insane-Priest July 25, 2010

Broness

A state of close, unbreakable brotherhood. Such a state requires time, effort, trust and honesty to be fully established.

Broness, I just secured 10 million dollars from my series A round.

by jana :) July 2, 2019

Boonies

Boonies is A derogatory term for a white American that represents retarded, inbred, racist, marries someone that has the same age as their parents , likes shows from Seth Macfarlane, and incest or zoophile or pedophile.

"Did you hear chris chan got arrested for rapeing his mom."

" yeah I'm not surprised his family is a bunch of boonies."

by あなたの August 6, 2021

Wrong brownies

Comes from an FML where a guys accidentaly ate his roomates pot brownies before a job interveiw (was so stoned he couldnt answer the questions)

when someone is wasted or stoned when they shouldnt really be or there was no obvious reason, usually they did it on purpose. However, occasionally people do 'eat the wrong brownies'. Can be used for someones whos drunk but really means pot brownies.

1. "Dude, why am i so stoned?"

"idk did u eat the wrong brownies?"

2. "Hey did you see that guy at school today, he totaly ate the wrong brownies"

by Anonymous00000000000 May 26, 2009

salmonella brownies

A term applied to gooey, underbaked goods (brownies, cookies and the like) suggesting the possibility of contracting salmonella poisoning due to the raw/uncooked eggs in the dough.

Take those out of the oven, I don't want them overbaked, I prefer salmonella brownies.

by waterspout July 7, 2011

cuttin' brownies

Taking a shit.

If I don't stop cuttin' brownies my asshole is going to get sore.

by Cornbang March 23, 2016