braces

A concoction of rubber, metal, and souls of the damned that the dentist say "make your teeth straight," but all it does it show you what hell on earth is. As the wires constantly poke at the inside of your poor, poor mouth, and you'd wish you could unhinge your jaw like a snake, and eat in one bite, because when you're hungry, you have to push through the pain and agony of trying to chew your food. It also disables you to speak like a civilised normal human being, and disables you from not having people play chess on your checkerboard looking teeth. It's a Costco sample of hell on earth. They fool the poor, young souls who fall into the trap of Hitler's checkerboard into being happy by letting them choose a color. They lie to you and say you look cute, handsome, and more mature with the braces to make you wanna keep using them, and deceiving your poor soul. If you've never had braces, you're playing life on easy mode.

OW! THE WIRE'S POKING ME! I WISH I NEVER GOT BRACES!
OW! I CAN'T EVEN CHEW, WHEN WILL THIS HELL END!?!?

by RedNine August 10, 2022

Dick Braced

Getting screwed over, conned out of money, left in an undesirable financial position.

"It appears that my price of rent has been raised, I'm getting fucking Dick Braced here."

by Jumbodditys September 19, 2012

bit of brace

To let someone know you are stripping.

Michael Sheen got overheated on set and decided show a ‘bit of brace’.

by Marrilion November 30, 2023

Popcorn Braces

The feeling you get when a kernal gets stuck between your teeth while eating popcorn.

This kernal is so stuck I feel like I have popcorn braces!

by nhnavybrat September 4, 2016

chest brace

Makes a whole new level to torture people called Stephan usually wears it

I GOT FUCKING CHEST BRACES

by AmanTheTeacher March 6, 2019

brace faced

When two people with braces start to makeout with each other, both of their Braces get stuck to each other

Yea I was trying to get to second base last night when me and my girlfriend got brace faced dude.

by Mr.Heat Miser September 30, 2015

Braced For Impact

When someone with braces is masterbating and their climax is so good they accidentally locked their jaw.

John Braced For Impact and had to go to the dentist the next morning.

by TruthManDan April 23, 2018