boweling ball

A dump that is so big and painful that it feels like you're shitting out a bowling ball.

I gained a newfound respect for mothers after I crapped out a boweling ball.

by Arnie Grape May 19, 2021

Boweling Around

1. The Act of emptying your bowels.
2. Making suggestive almost fatherly noises revolved around shitting.
3. What Sammy does

John: What are you doing?
Sammy: Nothing, Mate. Just Boweling Around

Joseph: Oi Oi fam, we out here boweling
Sammy: I am The Bowel Fiend

by LT boi June 16, 2022

bowel eternity

Sitting on the toilet for longer than expected

An exaggeration of constipation

It felt like a bowel eternity and worst of all this was at work.

by Anarchon March 21, 2021

bowel

peluquin

oh shit look, trump's bowel lit af again

by martatarta April 14, 2018

ICBM: Inter-Continental Bowel Movement

Taking a shit on an inter-Continental flight.

FYI: Use with caution, since "ICBM "is also the acronym for Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile.

Do NOT go into the restroom: that guy just dropped a nasty ICBM: Inter-Continental Bowel Movement.

by NeologianPJG January 28, 2024

The Bowel Report

The lengthy and unwanted description of disgusting medical problems and alerts the elderly will occasionally inflict on their relatives. Lacking a polite way to beg off, one must sit through the nauseating stories of consistency, texture, and medicating that ensue.

Well, it turns out your grandfather doesn't need lunch today; Too bad I had to sit through the Bowel Report to find that out.

by Arrackon May 29, 2010

Blue bowels

Inspired by “blue balls,” this term refers to the feeling you get when you are starving at a restaurant and see the waiter approaching with food only to pass your table and bring it to other customers.

“Omg our food is coming!”
“Fuck, it’s not ours. I have blue bowels.”

by Theboyssssssss February 27, 2022