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Bowel Conquistador

a gay man, especially of Latin American decent
by Matt November 15, 2004
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Bowers

1. The illegitimate spawn of Tina Fey and Albert Einstein. Often used as a last name or derogatory term describing a person as such.

2. The cross between a science class and an incestuous hillbilly hoe down.

3. A reverse cougar displaying all the above qualities.
ex.1:

Stephen: What did you think of her?
Dylan: I'm not feeling it. She's a total bowers.

ex.2:
Deborah: Did you catch that party last night?
Tina: Didn't go. Heard it was a bowers rerun anyway.
Deborah: That's what you ask for when you mix drinks in a barn yard.

ex.3:

Chris: Look out! Bowers alert!
Eric: Relax, we way too young. I'd warn your dad though.
by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim February 6, 2010
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Bowlsworth

When the amount of weed you have is only equal to one bowl.
I have a bowlsworth left, so let us share it.
by Who am I? Who are you?! May 14, 2010
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bowlscraper

(noun) an exceptionally long persistent turd when excreted from the anus lands in the bowl touching both sides so that when it is flushed does not go down but just spins creating a brown ring, causing repetitive flushing, and fear of overflow.
Michele- "C'mon Todd, just exactly what were you doing in there for so long? There's twenty people out here waiting."
Todd- "Sorry honey but that bowlscraper seemed almost alive. I finally had to reach in and break it in half."
Leah- "Thanks for sharing Todd. Would you please refrain from eating the chip and dip."
by Lord Pinch A Loaf March 14, 2011
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Bowerson

When playing president and two people remain in the hand, the player with majority of their cards left plays there whole hand before the other player can place their one card, which is their last.
"Awe man, you just pulled a Bowerson"

"Today in the lower library i pulled a Bowerson
by Coopssss December 14, 2012
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Bowlski

A bowl or small nug of cannabis.
I just smoked my last bowlski
by CommonsenseMatters August 19, 2019
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Bowel Shock

A shit so terrible it requires both physical and emotional recovery
"I undercooked my dinner. My shits were so terrible I curled up in a ball afterwards and just stared at my lamp."

"Classic bowel shock... you want a hug?"
by AtomicKoi December 1, 2021
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