Skip to main content

Border Line Stupid

The fine line between stupid and brave.
Man A: WOO HOO! this is gonna be fun as all hell! I'm gonna jump from this 43 foot building and land on a trampoline then bounceinto a pool!

Man B: Thats just Border line stupid
by gangstagnome May 29, 2007
mugGet the Border Line Stupid mug.

south of the border trouser marauder

An uphill gardener, a shirt lifter, poo poker, matress grabber, marmite munching chocolate tobogannist todger trampolinist, who's light on his feet.
Dave may be in the rugger club but I still reckon he's a south of the border trouser marauder by the way he shouts 'chase me chase me' when he's got the ball
by butt weasel September 1, 2003
mugGet the south of the border trouser marauder mug.

border nigger

Mexican, usually illegal, usually in a border state -- very disparaging term
"We got way too many border niggers, & the regular niggers, too, in this state -- ime tostart shooting the fuckers!" said Adolph Jones
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 4, 2018
mugGet the border nigger mug.

BORDER

Usually something you do (you put your hands fingers touching in the well known "gate position") when someone says something that crosses a line usually followed up by simply saying "border" or "border line". This is usually done silently and with a very serious face for the full effect.
A stranger: LOOK AT THE FAGGOT

You: *border hand position*
by CWWM manager June 5, 2010
mugGet the BORDER mug.

US-Canadian Border

Border between the North American nations of Canada and the USA. Easily traversed if you are a Canadian or American citizen, less so if you are from any other country (including EU or Commonwealth nations).
Be prepared to pay $6 dollars to enter the United States from Canada (entering Canada is free). The fee CANNOT be paid by credit or debit card or with Canadian dollars, nor is there anywhere nearby from which American money can be withdrawn in most cases. Also, be prepared to fill out a ridiculous immigration card which asks you questions including "Were you in any way involved in the Nazi regime in Germany between the years 1939-1945" despite the fact your passport clearly states that you were born in the late 1980's.
Generally, expect to be treated with far more suspicion by the American border guards than the Canadians. If you are planning to stay in the USA longer than a few days, you may be required to provide proof that you have the money to fund your trip so they are satisfied you won't try to work in their country, since they seem convinced anywhere outside North American is some kind of God forsaken war torn hell hole.
When I was crossing the US-Canadian Border I had to pay $6 for the privilege of filling that stupid green piece of card they give you, then convince them that I didn't need to work in their country to send money home to feed my family since I'm from Britain, not Yemen.
by LondonUK March 6, 2008
mugGet the US-Canadian Border mug.

border bait

jail bait for border police. Young mexican whore looking to make baby in USA!
Aw come on I no border bait, I show you ! she squat down and opened up You see I'm mexican hairless!
by itichie_nocanpo June 19, 2006
mugGet the border bait mug.

border security

Aka:Border insecurity
Prime time show on Australian television repeatedly ranking on the top of popularity charts which pretty much sums up Australian mentality: content as follows - bunch of insecure power trip ridden knobs interrogating incoming tourists,refugees,Kiwis in a way suited for the camera and satisfaction of narrow minded 'Aussie' public.To understand this definition fully one must see show in question for oneself.It makes Schindler list look like easy night relax movie.
Melbourne airport,Border security base of operation
Me: hello.
custom officer: empty your bag and wallet for search of illegall immigrants.

Me: it`s just a backpack i don`t understa...

custoom officer: you are under arrest now you`ll be now transfered to a detention centre(read:concentration camp) where you spend at least 3 years without any chance of getting legal help.
by czech boy Jiri March 13, 2008
mugGet the border security mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email