abizarreone/bonk

A very cool dude that will help you with anything, he is so sweet and kind a deserves an award, and a lot of head pats. This man is totally amazing and probably has a sexy haircut and could get any ladies to suck him off

abizarreone/bonk is amazing.

by booty chunkerz March 18, 2021

Wacka Bonka

how my dad refers to beating your meat

I just had a the craziest wacka bonka

by Wacka Bonka master September 2, 2022

Bdonktadonk

In short, a Bdonktadonk is the extremely attractive ass of a hot girl. Bdonktadonks are usually seen in clubs, in bars, at the beach, at the gym, strip clubs, sporting events, or sometimes in the office(if you're lucky). They are usually covered by short skirts, tight pants, spandex, bikini bottoms, panties, thongs, or sometimes nothing at all. They always look like a nice, round, plump, juicy, ripe ass that makes a man stare at it and think to himself, "Damn! That girl's got a fine ass!"
Other terms used for a bdonktadonk include: junk in the trunk, booty, ass, what you put your mug on, saddle up and ride, or baby got back.

J-Lo's ass is the ideal picture of a bdonktadonk.

by Irish Charlie April 6, 2005

blonk

As Used mostly in Australian jails, a blonk is somewhat of an analygist to an idiot.

1. You are a blonk.
2. He's a blonk.

by IKU April 3, 2005

Bonked

Something or Someone thats Fucked up

That girl's shoes are BONKED UP!

That party banthin was the bizz. I was bonked the bonk up.

by calbonk August 13, 2006

Boink'd

A lame branch off of the lame series "Punk'd" where host, and porn star, Ron Jeremy rapes unsusceptible female celebrities. It usually gets to the point where a policeman fires a shot in Ron's leg, before he actually gets off of the victim and reveals himself. By then he has already blown a few loads to boot. Jeremy ends off the segment by yelling, "You've just got Boink'd" in a clinically depressed fecal-feliac on prozac voice.

Victims have ranged from Dakota Fanning, to Barbara Streisand, to Paris Hilton.

Jenna Jameson enjoyed her stint on Boink'd, and unlike everyone else before her she stayed for more.

by Svatos February 10, 2007

Bonky Bonk

To have sex.
It's a word/s you can use instead of sex, especially if you have young children around.

Boyfriend: Lets go have Bonky Bony
Girlfriend: i like bonky bonk :)

by Monkfish123456789 November 22, 2011