Bitch-Booking

Posting vague, bitchy, rude facebook statuses

Kathryn's bitch-booking again. She just updated her status to "Get over yourself."

by BixiBite January 25, 2011

Swiss Banking

The act of depositing your Man Money in her Mouth Bank followed by the immediate locking of said money into her stomach vault.

I only believe in Swiss Banking, my man money is too valuable.

by swissbanker August 1, 2011

Bonging

An expression to describe the movement of someone when they are running around.

"Dog's bonging around as always!"

by Arnold Cleddau June 14, 2008

nigger banking

This is when a large, well known bank moves into a poor predominantly Black neighborhood and enacts policies of high fees and interest rates and confusing or misleading information, designed to screw over their poor customers.

Where'd I get all these fees on my debit card?
Dude, that's cause they're nigger banking you.

by talkingtruth December 13, 2010

T-boning

When you having sex with a girl and pull out too far then miss and bend you penis

Me: Yo Fabs I was banging this bird then ended up T-boning he
Fabs: mate that must have been well painful

by Posh Twat September 22, 2015

nerd boning

The act of intense study of a particular subject, usually the night before an assignment is due in.

Derived from The Simpsons quote: "Well, if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons".

John: Looks like we'll have to do some nerd boning for this test.

by Spoofnet November 20, 2007

Drunk-booking

the act of updating your Facebook status while intoxicated about your steps of intoxication. Usually followed by a hangover and mass deletion of fore-mentioned updates. See also: regret, drunk-texting, drunk dialing, liver failure, and Erin Miller

Damn, I was so wasted, when I was Drunk-booking, I put as my status that I like to sleep with donkeys

by Lordmonkeyjojo October 25, 2010