Boner

1) The slang term for an erect penis

2) The profession of getting meat off of a bone to put in hot dogs

1) When Jennifer practically gave Robert a lap dance in math class, he had a boner and you could clearly see that Jennifer was surprised by it

2) Josh: Do you even know what you want to be as a grown up?

Kevin: Dude, a boner!

by Awf uck May 14, 2014

no-boner

A woman/gay man who is sexually off-limits. The restriction is self-imposed.

Includes victims of trauma (eg was recently assaulted), sexually transmissable infection, bro rules (eg your bro's sister but you can't contact him to get permission), psychopathy (eg "sex-is-love" disorder).

From the word form "no-brainer"

Bambi was looking totally hot last night but she was on her rags so it was a total no-boner.

by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 4, 2011

Boner

when ur pp popping out of ur shorts

Me: Did u know that jeans can hide ur boner?

by *Peeing with a boner* January 23, 2019

Boner

When a guy sees something sexy, his dick may get stony and he will want to fuck whatever it is.

Rick: Dude, you got a boner!
Nathan: Yeah, that porn ad looks pretty sexy....

by CopierCattus December 3, 2019

boner

A really stupid or dumb mistake.

Kid: Sir can i have a pen? I forgot mine.
Teacher: No pen again? Kid, you need to stop making all of these stupid boners.

by LeilaSP April 2, 2019

boner

a middle schooler's worst nightmare and a geezer's best friend

popping boners is very healthy...there shouldn't be so much gosh darn shame in it.

by Texas Man October 21, 2017

Boner

A word to describe someone who thinks they’re hot shit but in reality they’re an annoying tool.

Gary: have you ever met “the Butch dog”?
Andrew: no but he sounds like a huge boner, who would refer to themself in the third person like that on a regular basis?

by Mkejne April 2, 2020