When you get out the bath and your nads are dangling and dripping wet, then you thrust back and forth and the bollocks slap on the anus and tummy.
Standing naked, legs slightly apart, balls dangling and thrusting. Bollocks slap against the tummy and the arse simutaneously. Bollock Slap.
by RhysMac February 05, 2012
by Dave Astbury September 29, 2007
A testicle (Bollock) that becomes attached to the inner-thigh, often due to hygiene mismanagement, that condemns a man to discomfort and entanglement until shower time.
by Spoon-El of Krypton September 05, 2016
by Thee Red Monkey June 02, 2006
A sensation of tingling in the testes which persists after the cessation of the stimulus. Originally attributed to the pilots of hovercraft; sometimes used by skateboarders after skating for a prolonged period on an unusually rough surface.
Similar to the medical condition 'vibration white finger'.
Similar to the medical condition 'vibration white finger'.
by K Collins January 30, 2008
When one's bollocks are busted in a painful fashion. Can also describe an idiot, a nonce or your general Kool Kid
by Sissoko July 28, 2019
A beating so intense that you can almost see God. Queen Elizabeth gave such a beating to her grandson, Prince William, after he chased his cousin Zara into a lamppost which almost fell on her.
She came charging in and gave us the most almighty bollocking. I had learned to be careful in how I play.
by lodakabal September 18, 2022