boiled salmon

(n) a word used to express how slow something is going.

usu. used in reference to elevators.

this elevator is going slower than an elephant in quick sand...or a boiled salmon.

by srah January 23, 2005

Boiled Rabbit

Boiled Rabbit is the description for the psychyo girl who stalks, hunts and and will eventially try and kill you. In the classic movie "Fatal Attraction" Glen Closes charachter stalks Michael Douglas after he ends their cheating affair. She then goes to all lenghths for revenge ultimately breaking into his family's home and then taking his sons pet rabbit and boiling it in the cooking pot.

Friend: " Dude, why are you even remotely interested in her? Avoid Christy like the plague!"
Would be next victim: "why , she's nice! She's so into me..."
Friend: " Two words bro: 'BOILED RABBIT' "
Would be next victim: WOW, Ok Thanks, IM OUT. Runnin for the hills...

by Max Watts September 10, 2013

R-Boned

1. Getting pulled into a useless conversation with a self-proclaimed expert on the subject matter
2. Having a certain self-proclaimed expert involved on a cost and time sensitive project and totally failing
3. In general, getting screwed by an incompetent hipster

Where's Jon? We're going to be late for lunch.

We better just leave him be, he's getting R-Boned so I doubt we'll be seeing him anytime soon.

by Paul Bunyan 2nd June 26, 2013

I was bored

A phrase used to furtively give oneself credit for his/her creation instead of blatantly stating, "I made this!".

Said phrase is mostly used on Facebook and other social networking sites.

Alex: I was bored so here's a meme.

by Jorbach October 16, 2012

big boned

An excuse used by fat people when they don't want to admit that they are fat.

Honest Person: You are fat!
Fat Person: No I am just big boned!

by Jake Landen January 3, 2006

shit-bored

a state of being, usually occurs during summer break when you are unemployed and are girlfriendless. A level of boredom lower then being as bored as fuck. Usually can be relieved by taking a shit.

(Somewhere in Kansas)
Jeff: Dude, Im bored! Ill call my girlfriend!
Jeff: Oh thats right! She broke up with me because I'm a loser and have no job!
Jeff: Ill call Jimbo!
(call)
Jeff: Dude! I'm shit-bored what do I do?
Jimbo: You can always take a shit!
Jeff: Your a genius!

by boredasshit69 June 25, 2010

officially bored

So bored that it is now official, and there is no escape.

"This party is so lame.. I am officially bored!"
"I'm posting bulletins on myspace, now you know I'm officially bored"

by cousinpaulie May 22, 2007