Combining a hot carl and a blumkin, a hot blumkin is the act of receving oral sex by one slut while defacating on another.
by unrespectablewoman June 1, 2009
Get the hot blumkin mug.Phil:Me and Sophie we're talking about doing a blumkin but then she suggested that we try the Blumkin (Reverse)!! I ended up having an orgasm in front of her.
Karl:I hear that's a common problem in America.
Karl:I hear that's a common problem in America.
by DuttyWhoreUtd May 10, 2012
Get the Blumkin (Reverse) mug.When left with "blue balls" you locate the blueballer and proceed to rapidly jizz on her face while she is fast asleep.
by FrankDiSpirito May 22, 2010
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by CurB July 6, 2012
Get the blueish mug.'' Reverse cowgirl blumkin" A chick is riding in reverse cowgirl and your lookin at that sexy ass and next thing you know she pulls up and shits on your chest" Just think if she had the squirts!!!! lol reverse reverse cowgirl blumkin cowgirl blumkin
by bman101 August 26, 2010
Get the reverse cowgirl blumkin mug.I told my girlfriend to get into the spirit of the holiday so she gave me a Pumpkin Blumkin for Halloween
by Krelman November 19, 2007
Get the Pumpkin Blumkin mug.The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.
Same as above but while performing in an outhouse.
Same as above but while performing in an outhouse.
by nonone October 7, 2006
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