Bloke

A word, usually said in a British accent, to describe a, usually male, person

Look at that bloke over there!

by Human-ish January 19, 2023

Bloke

A pussy teddy bear

"YO WINNIE THE POOH, YOU'RE A FUCKING BLOKE

by Anonymous Teddy Bear December 8, 2020

Bloke floater

When you go to a party at a well-known TV personalities house and decide to go for a swim but forget you had been fisted and then you die only to be found a couple of hours later floating face down in a swimming pool

All I said was " Awight ... top, middle ... OR BOTTOM! ' then next minute I've got a bloke floater in my swimming pool!!: raging

Any gear left??

by Le on January 26, 2022

smelly bloke

I guy who is no really that nice and is a meany

That guy over there is a pretty smelly bloke dont you think

by Kkkool bloke July 27, 2016

hollys blokes

A girl who is easy and has loads of men and dramas it like an episode of Hollyoaks , she just loves cock and is extremely wild . Hence Hollys blokes

That girl has had so much dick and drama it’s like watching Hollys blokes

by AnyholeHolly September 19, 2021

Shit bloke

A bloke like my mate mitch toy who dogs the boys

Yeah mitch is a shit bloke

by Crikeymate January 10, 2019

Bloke Florence

A bloke(man) that has a deformed face, with a clean boosie fade or low taper fade.

*Person 1 looking at another person that has facial deformity with a clean boosie fade*

Person 1: This ain't bloke florence😭🙏

by acrows January 10, 2025