Breeder

Ppl who turn up at your house with children and allow them to write all over your books, wall coverings etc. This happens because they are jealous of your child free lifestyle which allows you to go out mid week and take long romantic weekends away while they are stuck at home trying to find a child minder/doing maths homework etc.

O feck! Here comes the breeders, hide everything of any value!

by dont do it! June 5, 2003

Breeder

Breeder is a derogatory name for heterosexuals

Homosexual: hey how you doing breeder
Heterosexual: ok but dude you have to stop calling me that

by -•@@killerchicken@@•- February 25, 2019

Blendercocked

Similar to cockblocking; used at times to describe how it feels to be somehow rejected or pained in some way.

"My girlfriend ditched me last night for my best friend, who's a chick. It would've been cool if I could watch instead of being blendercocked."

by Elise Payne February 15, 2010

breeder bro

A masculine straight man who is accepted by the gay community as one of their own. He's comfortable with his sexuality, hangs out and/or works at gay bars and clubs, and isn't afraid to let his fem side show (I.E. Bye Felicia!). He's usually the first one to stand up and defend or protect his gay friends. And he's proud to call himself a LGBTQ ally.

*written by 'The Wrong Demographic'

"Hey, have you met my new Breeder Bro? He's great!"

by The Wrong Demographic March 4, 2014

breeder

n. pejorative term for a heterosexual person, especially one who lives in a "traditional" relationship with children or who aspires to do so in the future

1. Normal person: Wait jeff, you're a breeder? You fuck chicks dude?

2. Sally: Oh that sarah chick is such a breeder, she's only been with that guy 3 months and they're already engaged!

Laura: Don't act like you aren't a hetero yourself

Sally: ....

Laura: Look I don't have a problem with it, just don't flaunt it in public you get me? Think of the children

by 2ddyke September 11, 2018

Bleeber

A little bitch made boy who can’t bench over 300 lbs. Typically a beta manlet with 14” pencil neck.

Hey man, you see Zach try to bench? He’s such a fuckin bleeber.

by DannyBoy69# February 17, 2023

Bean Blender

The act of gripping a woman's clitoris, or bean, between your thumb and index finger and twisting. The is the vaginal equivalent of a titty twister.

I finally got Alissa back last night with a mean bean blender!

by amtS13 March 24, 2011