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mouth-breather

Someone incapable of breathing out their nose because their mouth is always yapping. They can often be seen in forums where they're assumed to be clever. However, assumptions usually land you in jail.
Kia salespeople=everybody at Kia, involved with Kia or even knows about Kia is a mouth-breather.
by am_rockstar December 28, 2005
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blether

to blaze

to get stoned

derived from tea time being at 4:20 at the blethering place...hence to blether
dude, lets blether.
by seb and sho October 6, 2008
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Breather

Breathers are those annoying non smoking or ex smokers that have to bitch about everything and everyone that smokes, where they smoke, when they smoke, and how they are affecting their health. Boo Hoo
Those breathers over there are giving us a dirty look for smoking.
If those breathers wave their hand at my smoke one more time there is going to be some toe meeting some teeth.
by D. Kulma November 7, 2007
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blether

Fictitious word that is of no meaning to anyone except feminine men who wear blonde pirates wigs and seventies outfits.
Ya cannae blether aboot a word when nae one kens what it means
by Robert the Bruce March 5, 2003
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LS Breather

Someone who purposely attempts evoking "Darth Breather" in order to be recognized as one.

Breathing loudly hoping to get someone to call them "darth breather" (which means: someone who breathes deeply like darth vader) becuase they are completely obsessed with Star Wars, and absoloutly love it when someone makes a Star Wars reference especially when THEY are involved in the reference.

the LS refers to Luke Skywalker from Star Wars, also generally people named Luke love Starwars.
Luke: HUUUUUUUUHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHEWWWWWWW HUUHHHHHHH HEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

Lewis: Damn Luke you sound like darth breather.

Luke: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

James(recognizing Luke's LOVE for SW): Nahh he's just an LS breather and get that tiolet-paper-roll-cardboard-lightsaber out of your mouth Luke.

Eric: sounded luke a vaccum to me anyway.
by homeboiz November 26, 2010
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bum breather

when someone's breath is so terrible it smells like a fart

can also be used for someone who constantly talks nonsense or non-believable stories. Also know as a sh*t talker
That girl last night was a serious bum breather, I almost puked when she talked to me.

All he does is bum breathe, you can't believe any he says
by slash182 February 20, 2011
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Floor Squeakin' Mouth Breather

Phrase meaning a large woman or man that is out of breath after only a few steps. Not attractive in the least this person resembles "Jabba the Hut" with legs.
Get a load of that Floor Squeakin' mouth breather going into Old Country Buffett, you can't wash all the parts of that gal.

If that Floor squeakin' mouth breather had a red shirt on he would look like an ugly Kool-Aid. O yea!!!
by Buck Awesome August 27, 2009
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