The act of bending your erection down and tucking it between your legs, then proceeding to squat up and down with a thrusting motion until ejaculation occurs. Effectively, having sex with your own thighs.
I'll never have to use my hands to masturbate ever again, now that I have mastered the Thigh Blaster.
by Fet Nite April 10, 2012
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by KingLime August 21, 2008
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to masturbate with a tremendous amount of speed.
blasterbation as in
"blast beats" a term used in drumming. mostly used in the metal/grindcore genre.
visit this website to hear some blast beats -
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blasterbation as in
"blast beats" a term used in drumming. mostly used in the metal/grindcore genre.
visit this website to hear some blast beats -
www.myspace.com/beneaththemassacre
1 "dude that chick's fucking hot!! i've gotta fucking blasterbate"
2 "yeah, dude! cool!"
1 "fuck yeah blasterbation is easy, when you're a pro ass drummer like me"
2 "yeah, dude! cool!"
1 "fuck yeah blasterbation is easy, when you're a pro ass drummer like me"
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Man look at that "butter blaster" that chuck made at the science fair!
The rubik's cube is far from being a butter blaster
Who the hell came up with THIS butter blaster?
The rubik's cube is far from being a butter blaster
Who the hell came up with THIS butter blaster?
by winpie January 26, 2008
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I wounder what basterdization is
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he and invigilble are nuts for planes anything aviation related, he will also shoot you in the face . a part of the night shift squad
(asuka lover)
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he and invigilble are nuts for planes anything aviation related, he will also shoot you in the face . a part of the night shift squad
(asuka lover)
Y YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Y YYYY Y YY Y Y Y Y Y Y YY Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y (translation BING BING BING BING BING BING)
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