bennie logan

Slang for male genitalia consisting of both scrotum and penis conjointly. The Bennie serves as a euphemism for balls, the Logan for long shaft.
Mara totally kicked me right up in my Bennie Logan.

Phyllis sucked my Logan, but not my Bennie.
by penguin farmer April 27, 2013
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take a benny

my allergies are really getting to me. i think i need to take a benny
by sir lawrence of arabia February 15, 2020
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Benny-May

Pulling a Benny-May, When one goes to extreme lengths to do as little work as possible while taking credit for said work while being in a management position
"Hey John can you unload this truck full of furniture I just need to go to the toilet " (for 3 hours), - pulling a Benny-May
"Hey thanks for unloading the truck on your own legend we were a great team i'll make sure head office knows the hard work we did"
by Keith DIck May 21, 2019
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Benny Watts

the hottest character in the queens gambit. “Do you still like my hair?”
“who’s that hot guy in the queens gambit?”
“Oh do u mean Benny watts 😫”
by ThomasBrodieSangster January 06, 2021
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Benny Hinn

Either extremely delusional or a very successful stage-performer who preys on people's ignorance.

Often proclaimed as a miracle healer, he travels around the globe hosting "crusades" held in stadiums and other large venues. People are "healed" on stage as Mr. Hinn speaks, sings, yells, physically pushes, and spiritually tranfers a holy energy to his believers. Many fall to the ground as BennyBoy supposedly cleanses them of their diseases.

Followers see him as a vessel through which God's power flows. Skeptics point out the lack of substantial evidence for his healings and the fact that anyone who wishes to get on stage is carefully screened by Hinn's cronies. Having a visibly obvious medical issue won't get you anywhere near Hinn. Is that a broken leg? Some gangrene? Get the fuck back to your seat.

Mr. Hinn is never shy about asking for donations. Telling followers to get their credit cards out or sending collection baskets around a second time are not uncommon events.

Many level-headed people consider him a fraud. The use of specially-selected music and lights create a perfect environment for the deep-seated believer to think they've been touched by God. Mass hypnosis, the power of suggestion, religious indoctrination, lack of critical thinking, faith over facts, and the need to find meaning in an otherwise meaningless universe are all at play here.

Video of people not falling over when they were supposed to: youtube.com/watch?v=92OI5AcKpuM
Let's get high and watch Benny Hinn.
by 7800 May 24, 2011
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Dirty benny

The act of inserting a toothbrush up ones anus
Hey man my little bro pulled a dirty Benny on himself last night. That kid is screwed up!
by Maximus paddus April 16, 2020
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Redneck Benny

A Redneck version of Eggs Benedict. Instead of half of an English muffin, topped with Canadian Bacon, a poached egg and Hollandaise sauce there is half a biscuit, topped with a sausage patty, fried egg and gravy. Despite it's Southern Origins and use of pork, it is fast becoming a favorite in North East Jewish Communities.
Once again David sneaked out of Brookline to enjoy some Redneck Benny in Dorchester before his Hebrew lessons.
by quesondriac June 01, 2010
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