Take two beers and pop the slide

To quit a job in dramatic fashion. Named after the flight attendant who got fed up, stole two beers, and popped the emergency slide.

Mike: Did you hear about David? He got so fed up at work that he punched his boss in the face and quit!

Bob: Wow, he really did take two beers and pop the slide.

by ShadowStorm64 August 27, 2010

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level ten beats

These beats are WAY too fresh.

You were channeling level ten beats... at LEAST. We have to get you to a doctor.

by Desgami July 19, 2011

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few beers short of a carton

Used to describe a person with a low braincell count.

That dude is seriously a few beers short of a carton.

by markuz July 11, 2005

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Beefsteak

An incredibly hot girl, usually one wearing spandex shorts.

"Oh man, look at that beefsteak!"
"Damn, thats some hot beefsteak!"
"Who knew there was beefsteak at track meets!"

by Light555 January 13, 2010

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beatstick

1. A stick used for beating
2. A powerful weapon
3. A creature whose strength is dealing damage.
4. A penis
5. A drumstick

by e-vis October 6, 2003

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circa the 90's, there was a creature rich in attitude and pizazz that had the ability to overpower anyone with charm, grace, and adoration. Rich lavender and wholesome needed no introduction as only second to the situation in likeablitity. The name evoked rich flavors and demons that were tough to defeat.

beerski's the bomb.

by Chris Harrison 1 August 6, 2010

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Beats by Dre

An overpriced and overrated audio company that sounds horrible. These headphones shouldn't be even marketed as headphones and should instead be marketed as a fashion accessory. though, recent models sound somewhat better than prior models the price is not justifiable and still sound like trash compared to other headphones of its price range.

Comparing the sound of these headphones to other headphones of the same price range would be like comparing a bicycle to a super car.

Person 1: look at these Beats by Dre I bought
Person 2: ignores person 1 and wears Sennheisers

by SomeRandomDudeOnTheInternet1 August 9, 2019

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