coffee beaning

After a long, wet, hard defecation, half wipe your balloon knot and allow to dry, so that the remains have attached themsleves to the pubic hair around the arse cheeks.

Later, rub your arse crack over your victims face, using their nose as a scraper, rubbing off the 'coffee beans' into and around their mouth. Points are awarded for acurately dropping a bean into the screaming mouth. (1 point for each bean is the generic scoring.)

Guy 1: whats your Coffee Beaning P.B.?
Girl 1: 7, It took two days for those babies to harden. My dad wasn't impressed... he was in a meeting at the time.

by Nick Rodllins January 27, 2008

Beating the monkey

Pleasuring one's self near the groin area.

"I found a picture of my ex-girlfriend nude and my mother caught me beating the monkey."

by yungmunch February 12, 2010

Beatin It Raw

1:When a guy has sex with a girl so hard that his balls hurt afterwards
2:When you have sex with a girl so hard your friends hear you in diffrent parts of the house.

Dole: Dude i saw you walkin with a little of a limp last night after i herd you havin sex downstairs.
Doolin: Ya bro i was Beatin It Raw.

Fenix:I saw you and her go down stairs last night and as soon as i herd the basement door close i knew you were gona be Beatin It Raw.

by elod_bob March 5, 2011

Beatin Beets

To use both hands to smack one's scrotum and balls back and forth repeatedly until the sack is deeply reddened and sore to the touch. Performed for sexual pleasure and by those into rough genital play. May be self-performed or performed by a mate.

Roger loved Beatin Beets. His lovers sack was a deep shade of purple by the end of their session.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2015

beavis and butthead

The best thing MTV ever had, along with Jackass, but it still beats that by a large scale. MTV fucked up by stopping it, but they may redeem themselves by starting fresh in the summer of 2011.

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO, I NEED TP, FOR MY BUNGHOLE

beavis and butthead

by TheGreatCornholio123 March 1, 2011

Beating the meat

slang term for wanking/masturbating.

'you know what turns your mum on, when im beating the meat'

by Crocombe June 4, 2004

Behaving British

The act of doing something you know you'll regret immediately after.

"I always knew it was a terrible idea to vote 'leave', I guess I was just behaving British."

by Duckofdeath June 26, 2016