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Kawakawa Bay

A total shithole in which Jack O'hara and Luke Mitchell live. You could poo in your toilet then jog down to the beach to meet the poo at the end of its journey out of the pipes and into the sea. Don't bother wiping cause Luke doesn't, he shits into a pot then freezes it and grinds it up into fertiliser for his Weed plantation. The sewage problem is apparently "fixed" but thats complete bullshit. The list of items at their indian owned grocery is endless! They Have: Icecream, chips.....um.....thats all i guess HA! The movie wrong turn 2 was set in Kawakawa Bay using the local residents. No make-up was used on them as they already looked the part. G4NG$T@
Jared: Wanna go to Kawakawa Bay?
Nathan: Nah fuck that shit.
Jared: Don't worry they are already doing that. HAHAHA
Nathan: HAHAHA LOL lets go to Henderson #Herpes
Jared: #BetterThanPoos
Nathan: Oush.. I love you
Jared: Chur.
by Brad Jefferson April 15, 2013
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Thorpe Bay

Seen as the most expensive and posh area in Southend in Essex. Full of rich people in massive houses who go there to die.

Only residents are teenagers, old people or Jews.

Nice beach though..
George: Hey dude, where're you from?
Chris: Thorpe Bay.
George: Posh twat.
by spoonsmuch October 27, 2011
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michael bay

(adj) A movie that is profitable, but at the same time painful to watch.
I wish I never saw that Michael Bay movie.

I would rather die than watch another Michael Bay movie.

I would rather watch an abortion being performed than 10 minutes of a Michael Bay movie.

In hell all movies are Michael Bay movies.
by Steven.S.Berg August 7, 2007
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Bay Area

Aka YaY Area
Home of the Oakland Raiders and the San Francisco 49ers.

Richmond, Oakland, Vallejo, Pittsburg, San Jose, Hercules, Berkeley, etc.

Northern California also the home of
rappers E-40, San Quin, Federation, Messy Marv, Keak Da Sneak & the one and only MAC DRE!
I'm from the Yay Area Bitch fuck the rest the Yayz da best
by hhgegege May 13, 2005
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Michael Bay

The most famous case of the effects of ADHD on human development and functionality. Bay's ADHD affliction is often reflected in his films.
Guy 1: Dude this movie is twitchy and sporadic. It jumps from place to place and nothing is in frame for longer than five seconds.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's Michael Bay for you. Don't blame him though, he's got a problem.
by Baron6489 August 5, 2009
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bay academy

usually called “gay academy” or “gay afagemy” this school contains a lot of retarded russian boys and white girls who try too hard to look cute. this school of filled with roaches, bed bugs, and lice because of those sixth graders that don’t know what a shower is. in the bathrooms you usually see some kids using a wax pen or smoking a mylé or juul in the girls bathroom, but in the boys bathroom you see episode 6 of russian gangbang, these kids are ode weird.

Sixth graders: their ok, we were all them once. but when they try to act relevant and think they have an ass they have to be sent to africa
Seventh graders: most of them valid, but those “quirky” girls need to be fucking smacked
Eighth graders: 99/100 are valid, except those annoying ugly ass bitches who think they relevant bc their a senior. their fights are the ode funny, sometimes 6 fights a day. those fights get outta hand real quick at lunch. cough cough sorry mrs.de’agusta (or however you spell her name)
Madison kid: Yo you went to gay academy right?
Goldstein: yep

Mark Twain kid: oh my gosh xD i forgot to do my homework 😣 lolz it’s okay my classmates will think i’m kewl >:)

Bay academy kid: yeaaaa so basically my dog ate viagra and shit on my homework my bad tho. i’ll hand it in tmrw aii?
by i’m sorry mrs jackson December 21, 2019
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E-bay

A place where you can find almost anything (whether inedible or not) to bid on. Human body parts have been sold at over 500 dollars. Bought by tin.
On E-bay, tin bought an extra arm and Jamaica.
by jvchen7 January 28, 2003
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