When your boyfriend cums in your ass, sucks it back out with a Turkey Baster,and proceeds to then squirt it over your body.
by JP Clifford March 3, 2017
Get the Bastingmug. A type of eyeglass. Each lens is usually somewhat egg shaped, with a bar connecting them. find out more about bast glasses at www.angelfire.com/scary/bast
by Jung December 6, 2003
Get the Bast glassesmug. dry, bland meat. The technique requires brushing liquid onto the roast with a pastry brush. Pan drippings, stock, watered down marinade and herbed butter are usually used to baste.
Many cooks believe that basting is an inaffective way to achieve a crispy roast and takes longer to cook, but there are many experienced cooks who disagree. It all depends on how skilled you are and the type of method you used. The gentler the meat cooks, the juicer. Basting contains fat and protein which helps brown the roast.
You can achieve a crispy crackling roast and maintain it's natural juices. Once the meat begins to give off liquid which is usually half way into cooking time, baste it with the juices from the bottom of the pan and return to the oven, you may baste again if required. Once the roast is fully cooked, remove from oven and allow to cool.
Many cooks believe that basting is an inaffective way to achieve a crispy roast and takes longer to cook, but there are many experienced cooks who disagree. It all depends on how skilled you are and the type of method you used. The gentler the meat cooks, the juicer. Basting contains fat and protein which helps brown the roast.
You can achieve a crispy crackling roast and maintain it's natural juices. Once the meat begins to give off liquid which is usually half way into cooking time, baste it with the juices from the bottom of the pan and return to the oven, you may baste again if required. Once the roast is fully cooked, remove from oven and allow to cool.
Gordon Ramsay: "Why does the turkey look like my grandmas face, did you start basting it half way?"
Chef : "Yeah I did"
Gordon Ramsay: "It is so burnt it looks like Ghandhi's sandals, i bet you basted it while it was cooling down"
Chef: "Just a little"
Gordon Ramsay: "You f***** idiot, don't you that once the roast is finally out of the oven, you can't baste it anymore"
Chef meh: " Oh"
Gordon Ramsay: "My grandmas face looks better than what you just dished out"
Chef : "Yeah I did"
Gordon Ramsay: "It is so burnt it looks like Ghandhi's sandals, i bet you basted it while it was cooling down"
Chef: "Just a little"
Gordon Ramsay: "You f***** idiot, don't you that once the roast is finally out of the oven, you can't baste it anymore"
Chef meh: " Oh"
Gordon Ramsay: "My grandmas face looks better than what you just dished out"
by Nitpicking over pettycash May 15, 2018
Get the Bastingmug. The act of both males simultaneously urinating in each end of the female participant while performing the Spitroasting sex act.
by Laser Dick Rick May 18, 2024
Get the Bastingmug. Person 1: How much have you done man? Are you bast?
Person 2: Yee man, yo wanna bast?
Person 1: Yeee man
Person 2: Yee man, yo wanna bast?
Person 1: Yeee man
by Slinky389 November 21, 2022
Get the Bastmug. by Swedish baster May 5, 2024
Get the Baste jumpingmug. B= Best
A: Amazing
S: Super Sexy
T: Tentation
He is the ultimate tentation. Nor woman or men could resist this exotic god coming from the deepest and ancients woods. His ass is desired for every soul alive and he can play the violin in a way that makes you feel in heaven, experimenting the most amazing orgasms. Once you taste a Bast, you will throug away all of your dildos (even the one gigantic dildo your ex give you). But beware!! Bast is not for everyone, If you dare to touch his hollyshit amazing ass and you are an idiot, your hand will burn and you will pass in such an agony!!
A: Amazing
S: Super Sexy
T: Tentation
He is the ultimate tentation. Nor woman or men could resist this exotic god coming from the deepest and ancients woods. His ass is desired for every soul alive and he can play the violin in a way that makes you feel in heaven, experimenting the most amazing orgasms. Once you taste a Bast, you will throug away all of your dildos (even the one gigantic dildo your ex give you). But beware!! Bast is not for everyone, If you dare to touch his hollyshit amazing ass and you are an idiot, your hand will burn and you will pass in such an agony!!
Idiot person: aghhh my hand is smelting as if I have tried to touch the sun!!
Cool person (aka Cam): Bast is the only man in this fucking city who I let him dive his perfect and adorable nose in my ass and then, I will make him love and then, I will ask him for give me ten sons crawling in the shower
Cool person (aka Cam): Bast is the only man in this fucking city who I let him dive his perfect and adorable nose in my ass and then, I will make him love and then, I will ask him for give me ten sons crawling in the shower
by Cleo69 November 4, 2017
Get the Bastmug.