Barnsley trout

A turd; typically a large, floating one.

"Every day, we went skinny dipping in the canal until one day, this great big Barnsley trout floated by."

by Richard Bird September 16, 2007

Shoe-barus

Ones personal feet vehicles

Man # 1 Dude stop your bitchin and just take your shoe-barus I am not lending you my car.

by weebonilicious July 28, 2009

Cliff Barnes

Cliff Barnes, the character from Dallas, always fails. Calling someone "Cliff Barnes" implies constant failures

-Now I lost another client!
-Who are you? Cliff Barnes?

by OhNoNotAgain September 3, 2009

Mrs. Barnes

Your asshole, idiotic, fatass, and prick math teacher for 7th grade. She is a horrible teacher who is probably a child rapist. Would be a perfect match for Mr. Fanger.

"I heard the 7th-grade math teacher act's like a Mrs. Barnes."

by fuckmrsbarnes January 25, 2019

Barnsley

When one has an unexpected semi erection.

Derived from Football commentators saying "and barnsley with an unexpected semi" whenever the team gets to the semi finals of anything.

I checked this girl out when I was in starbucks and got a barnsley

by Old Matey August 20, 2011

barnes wallace

A term used when taking a meaty dump. The turn is so fat, that when it hits the water, there is enough splash back to drench your ring piece. Like a makeshift beeday.

Named after the original pilot of the bouncing bomb during world war 2.

Dave: good shit?
Gaz: Yea! I don't like the Winter though, The Barnes Wallace was freezing!
Dave: barnes wallace, cool.

by spidermaguire October 20, 2008

barnisseur

A person who loves old barns.

A group of barnisseurs toured the Iowa countryside to photograph old barns.

by weasel990 October 7, 2010