Taint Baker

When lighting a fart and the ignition is so strong it spreads down to your ass region and singes the hairs off your taint.

Man bruh, that was such a good light I think you got a taint baker off that.

by klillzle February 15, 2009

baker's shitload

A dozen is 12; a baker's dozen is 13. By extension: however much is in a shitload, a baker's shitload has one more. See metric shitload

I expected a shitload of trouble, but not a baker's shitload of trouble.

by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

Bakers Man

A Pot head.
Someone who is always smoking dope.

A Bakers Man never makes the grade.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 17, 2008

baker county

a small place where everybody knows everybody. & everybody's business. they drink & ride the dirt roads late at night. & steal roads like crazy.

hey man, lets ride the irt roads tonight, get drunk & steal some baker county road signs :

by kcrews073 October 4, 2008

Taint Baker

1. One who fails to follow the simpliest directions and acts in the most Taintly Way.
2. One who enjoys the warmth of this taint as he is taking a shit.
3. One who works out and had an abnormal amount of taint sweat.

Dude, Zach was a complete Taint Baker last night.

by Mikes Hunt February 15, 2009

Bakers Hat

Imaginary bakers hat used to "beat cakes" (sex)

Im about to put my bakers hat on tonight bro and beat some cakes Jesse James

by Deeezy91685 May 27, 2010

Cash Baker

Cash Baker is a tiktoker. He's also super cute and babey. (also has a big cock)

Me:| Ah fuck, Cash Baker is so cute. He's making me OWO.
Rachel: Hell yeah, I'd tap him so hard.

by daddypig69 October 21, 2019