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I.Deuce. Badge 

Most workplaces require employees to wear an ID badge with their name and picture on it. Many times these badges are clipped to one's waistband or pocket. When visiting a rest room stall and lowering one's pants, the ID badge can hang below the stall divider, where the next person can see it; thereby informing that person precisely which of their coworkers is dropping a deuce next to them. I.Deuce. badges really up the awkward factor in a rest room setting, especially when the badgeholder is a high-up executive, or worse, a flatulent overeater.
Was just taking a dump on the third floor and saw Fat Al's I.Deuce. badge in the stall next to me. I cut my visit short and ran out of there before the fireworks started.
I.Deuce. Badge by HArse February 23, 2014
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sheriffs badge 

Refers to the human anus or "arse hole".

Originates from the pattern of the anal sphincter, similar to the definition of chocolate starfish.
"Where is it painful?"

"Around my Sheriffs badge!"
sheriffs badge by Plebism September 1, 2008

a lot of badge

a lot of fanny/pussy/vagina etc.
This car would get you a lot of badge man!
a lot of badge by RYAN!? November 19, 2007
To still have your virginity
Guy 1: "Did she take your V-badge?"
Guy 2: "Nope, still sown on my sleeve."
V-Badge by SlideAK April 6, 2006

Vadge Badge 

Any noticable remnant left behind by a vagina, usually on one's person or property.
"I fucked a chick on the rag lastnight and I've still got the vadge badge on my cock."

"My fingers still smell like pussy. Get a whiff of this vadge badge."
Vadge Badge by Rock Tober August 27, 2008

vadge badge 

A well-groomed, preferably small area of pubic hair on a woman.
That bikini bottom barely hid her vadge badge!

noddy badge

When someone licks their thumb, and stamps another on the forehead.

Synonymous with stupidity, and wankers
p1: Whats a Noddy Badge??
p2: **stamps person with Noddy Badge**
noddy badge by SXCTinkerbell February 5, 2007