Bach! Bach!

What a Boston Terrier says.

The Boston Boxer is a cool new designer breed. Three pure breeds are likely to emerge from this hybrid in the future:

1) Big Bostons
2) Miniature Boxers
3) Natural Cut Boxers

But, will they say, "Bach! Bach!"

by Libby Fagan-Johnson June 11, 2006

Bachelor's Grip

1) The higher than average grip strength commonly seen in men who have been single for several years due to excessive masturbation.

After a crushing handshake Andy described David as having a "bachelor's grip"

by naw_ye_didnae January 31, 2017

Bachelor Sandwich

Taking any and every condiment/filling/topping/leftover in the fridge and putting it between a hotdog bun, hamburger bun, bread or any bread-like product due to extreme hunger or any sort of intoxication. Creating an interestingly delicious meal

I just ate a bachelor sandwich with ranch, mustard, mayo, hot sauce, pickles and cheese that I cut the mold off. I'm probably making another.

I was wasted the other day and ended up filling a pita with leftover penne in tomato sauce, mushroom soup and croutons. It was the best bachelor sandwich I've ever eaten.

by Smelface April 8, 2017

bachelor's staple

Attaching pages together at the corners with semen, rather than a staple. Only used when normal staples cannot be found.

I needed to attach the pages of my final essay together before I handed it in, but I had no staples. So rubbed out a bachelor's staple onto the corners of the pages. Worked like a charm!

by DerfDerfNo1 March 30, 2020

unconfirmed bachelor

Unlike a confirmed bachelor who will never marry for whatever reason, an 'unconfirmed bachelor' is an older man who wants to marry and has long been seeking a female mate yet remained unsuccessful in that quest thus far.

Whereas being unmarried is not unusual for a man of a younger age, an unmarried man of a certain age may raise questions as to why he remains a bachelor, so calling him an 'unconfirmed bachelor' indicates he's not gay nor opposed to marriage, just unsuccessful thus far at finding a suitable mate.

Charlie Brown never talked to that Red Haired Girl and never found another that could hold a candle to her, so he grew old and died an unconfirmed bachelor.

That old dude? He's not divorced; I don't think he ever married. No, he's not gay, just an unconfirmed bachelor.

by Monseignore Laszlo March 2, 2010

baccent

a combination of the words background and accent.

sam: i'll just marry some guy with an irish baccent.

sava: (laughs) did you just say baccent?

sam: yeah (laughs) i meant background or accent.

by savvy momma June 6, 2009

Bacchew

Where a male has an errect genital. And a girl has her head on the males pubic region. The male then pushes his errect weiner toward his anus, and then releases his genitalia. The genitalia then travels toward the female, and hits her in the face.

alex bacchewed taylor in the face on new years<3

by ya ticks June 9, 2009