Axel

The name of a Person who loves to be present at every single party. Axel can typically be found at your local after hours spot drinking light beer out of a solo cup that he acquired from someone else . This individual has clearly never had a job in sales which is evident by his inability to close with the opposite sex. He is swiftly friendzoned by 99% of women he meets but allegedly kissed a girl in 7th grade. Despite his greatest endeavors to engage with women, he simply cannot manage to come into contact with the female genitalia. This guy has struck out more times at the bar than Jose Conseco. In Layman terms, you have a better chance of getting laid with Bill Cosby as your wingman. Unfortunately, The female reproductive system simply eludes him. A mediocre DJ at best, he can be seen spinning at every party past 4 am although he has never had a gig at a legitimate venue in his career. No one knows where he actually lives but he is notorious for passing out at your place in the middle of the party with the nearest couch being his personal sleeping preference. He has been labeled as a serial couch surfer after several repeat offenses. On the contrary, Axel is widely considered a good guy by most and can get you into any club for free but has never actually been seen buying a drink inside. This character goes out and parties every single night but ironically still somehow manages to leave empty handed. Axel simply gets NO BUNS.

Adam: Bro , who is that dude that just got curves by those girls at the bar”?

Mike: Oh don’t worry about him that’s just Axel. Axel gets no buns

by NotoriouSief March 18, 2022

Axel

A very gay kid who's in love with his best friend Kaiser Cain, he's ass at every game and everything he touches and should uninstall xbox

Omg look it's axel
I heard his best friend is kaiser

by qllllllllll May 27, 2020

Axel

Axel is an horrible person and has a small penis and he lies to his friends

Hey look at that loser he must be a Axel

by Papa don’t like April 10, 2020

axel voss

The EU most hated EU parlament participant because of his surprised happy reaction after voting for article 13.

This piece of turd has the same value as Axel Voss life.

by Retard EU parlament January 22, 2019

Axel Abduction

A scene boy with peferct shiny hair vanity perfection friends with scene cuts and dumb vegas tans .

ex: Axel Abduction your so brown

ex:you and Axel Abduction look so scene

by missygal January 15, 2010

Axel

Axel is a man with brown hair who goes to the gym to hide his troubles. He only benches 60, but he is trying his best. Axel also spent his youth bullying children for listening to audiobooks on their way to school. He loves Rainbow Six Siege and Clash Royale, he is deeply racist, and homophobic

I think Axel is too racist
Me too

by Fridge on the bridge July 29, 2025

Axel

Axel is my boyfriend from Denmark, I love him so much.
and everything y'all talk is right about "Axel" meaning.

God i love him so much and im so proud with him.

yours, Gracela . A.

Grace : Axel, i love you
Axel : i love you too Grace

by arabellaanata November 23, 2021