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auto jerk

The act of receiving a hand job from a woman that has parkensons making her hand continuously shake.
I just got a auto jerk from that old woman over there.
by Door gunner September 6, 2017
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Auto SMASH

When your pee pee so hard that it takes control of your brain and makes you automatically insert it into people because you are just that horny.
I started auto smashing all the people in my chem class because I couldn't handle no nut november.
by Agent 42069 November 10, 2019
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Auto-yeet

The process of unconsciously throwing oneself away from something, often happens when electrocuted.
“Dude! Are you okay?! You got electrocuted!”
“Yeah, don’t worry, I auto-yeeted away from the wire so I only crashed into a wall.”
by YoungestOfTheThree March 12, 2020
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auto blumpkano

The act of giving oneself a blumpkin.
Did you hear about Matt last night? Heard he got so drunk he gave himself an auto blumpkano!
by pigy_G December 15, 2010
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auto sniper

A nickname for the two sniper rifles in Counter-Strike that don't have to be cocked after every shot.

In the older verions of CS it was a more powerful gun (the G3, originally available to both teams) that flew under the radar despite people like me dominating with it to the point of disbelief and worship by opponents and teammates. Like the current auto snipers, the G3 was never accurate on the first shot which made shooting, retreating, and shooting again impossible.

When it was given increased accuracy, people started to complain about it. Then the accuracy was lowered again and another auto sniper was introduced and the two became team-specific.

It is often banned even when the 'AWP' isn't because people get frustrated when they are killed by an auto sniper, not because it is an uber gun like the AWP. The Scout is never banned, and is "silenced" which is why you can't hear it from a distance.

The auto snipers are more difficult to use than the regular snipers since you have to sit in the same spot and shoot very slowly to be accurate and can easily be killed by someone not in your scope or anyone with a regular sniper. Because of this it is rarely used and is only good under very specific conditions.
i freaking hate gettng kiled by a auto sniper !
by stealthypantystealer August 8, 2009
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auto-tune

A computer software program that will correct minor imperfections in a person's singing pitch. Contrary to popular belief, Auto-Tune does not make terrible singers into great singers. Auto-Tune simply snaps an out of pitch note to the closest semitone (meaning if the singer is completely out of key, Auto-Tune can actually make them sound worse by snapping the pitch of their voice to the wrong semitone).
1st guy: Pop music sucks. All it is is talentless nobodies that use Auto-Tune to make them sound good.

2nd guy: Idiot. Shows how much you know. Auto-Tune isn't the miracle worker people think it is.
by kut17 May 17, 2011
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auto-pwn

Action or words where you end up pwning yourself; the process where this happens.
Unnamed_Player: Are you like staking me or something, you've killed me three times in a row!

Noob: I can't help it, you keep coming all over me. I mean...Urmmmm, never mind!

Unnamed_Player: Haha! auto-pwn!
by evil0verl0rd April 29, 2009
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