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situational autism

When someone suddenly becomes unable to function in select situations. Typically around a celebrity or an attractive woman.
Tom: So, as I was saying, this new stimulus bill...
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.
by tom.van May 2, 2010
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accidental autism

When you mess up so bad it makes you sound autistic
Tim had an accidental autism moment when he told the Chick-fil-A employee he wanted a cheese burger.
by Jrvencill November 23, 2017
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Autism

by Big Differ Ket sniffer November 10, 2020
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hipster autism

The failure of one to give a fuck while wearing a paisley skirt.
Jill: Sarah wore her tapestry without understanding the Widespread Panic song.

Nicki: Oh man, hipster autism sucks.
by Nicki&jill November 27, 2013
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Autism spike

An accurance when you do something so utterly stupid that it is as if your body just temporarily lost as chromosome causing the stated autism spike
" I was working on a project in classes earlier and had an autism spike that caused me to try to spell drive like dryve"
by CUMNUGGET May 22, 2017
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Liam is Autism

A condition that's highly misrepresented by organizations and trolls alike. They claim that autism is a disease that needs to be cured when in reality people with autism have had many positive effects on our society. Liam is AutismIf you want to actually know about autism and how we think go to the Autistic Self Advocacy Network. This site will give you all of the factual information you need about how we express ourselves and provide opportunities to help out in ways that are actually meaningful to the autistic community.
I'm autistic, which is why I am writing this, and I urge you to please be careful what you search up on the internet about autism because not all of it is true. The reason why you can trust the source I provided is that it is supervised by autistic people themselves who actually know what it's like to live with autism.
by Liam November 69, 6969
by Liam is a nigger April 9, 2021
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autism pride

fringe movement run by autistic people (and in some cases parents) and those with asperger's disorder who do little more than complain about non-disordered people as bigoted as behavior should transcend beyond neurology. They also consist of people wanting to overpopulate the world with autistic people, down syndrome people, etc. Anything but neurotypicals. They want to do what is in their power to ensure all non-disordered people don't exist in this world.

Being diagnosed with mild Asperger's in the 2nd grade I don't follow the movement. Rather as a bystander I just laugh at how stupid these wackos must be, but autistic supremacists would just label me as a "fake neurotypical nazi".
autism pride communities: Wrongplanet.net and aspiesforfreedom.com
by Free-range Radical August 17, 2011
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