gay awakening

When you watch the Take That - Could It Be Magic music video.

Person 1: "My gay awakening was the Take That - Could It Be Magic music video"
Person 2: "Haha that's brilliant"

by dg1301 June 11, 2023

Let awake dogs tell the truth

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?

Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.

by QuacksO March 21, 2024

Blind awake

Your girlfriend or wife is sleeping and hasn't put out for days and your nut butter is dripping from the tip so you beat it li,e it owes you money a and blow your man milk in her face and cover her eyes while she sleeps and when she wakes up she can't open her eyes cause the gym has dryed

I fixed the wife up good I made sure I gave her a good blind awake so when she woke up walked right I to a wall.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

The Awakening

I didn’t realize I had been sleepwalking through life until the moment we finally met. That night wasn't just a meeting; it was a quiet, profound wake-up call.

Before you, I was functioning, but I wasn't feeling. When I saw you, it didn't feel like a crash or a collision; it felt like a sudden, deep intake of breath after holding it for years. The numbness I had grown used to simply evaporated.

You looked at me, and the parts of my soul that had gone dormant suddenly opened their eyes. It wasn't just about safety; it was a shock of vitality. You reminded me that passion isn't just for the young or the naive, it’s for the awake.

Meeting you didn't just calm me down; it turned the lights back on. I walked in as someone tired, and I walked out alive.

My life was on mute until that night. Meeting him was The Awakening I didn't know I needed.

by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia February 11, 2026

Stoned Woken/Awaken

Stoned Woken is for the cannabis movement, where someone smokes weed and has coffee to make them awake for the phrase Stoned Woken or Stoned Awaken

Him: What did you do today.
Me: I stoned woken/awaken and made some art.

by 420-Guy June 1, 2018

The Prince is awake

A line from Homestuck followed by "Your shit is wrecked". In the fandom, it is sometimes used as a joke for when someone is in danger, or when something has gone catastrophically wrong.

Gina: "Aw, shit, they took B!"
Jeff: "The Prince is awake."

by anonymous January 4, 2021

yuna's bi awakening

emma watson

hi shawty if youre reading this!

emma watson is yuna's bi awakening

by shawtybaeee January 13, 2021