Asstangular

A geometric term used to describe a polygon of an ass-like resemblance. Also used for a description of anything resembling a polygon of an ass-like resemblance.

"Hey that bald guy has a rather asstangular head"

"Dude, that is his ass...you ASS!"

by Jake Andrews March 17, 2005

Assandra

Assandra is a planet found by rocket scientists it is an ass and is larger than the moon

Some day I want to get in a space ship and fly to assandra

by Orifamifelloffabrige May 3, 2018

assbandit

a sexual action when sticking your thumb in your partners ass while doing them from behind

i have heard most women enjoy the assbandit very much

by sssharris February 4, 2004

assaninacal

combination of asinine and analitical. over thinking something to the point of being rediculousely stupid and completely pointless.

the amount of time invested in this definition was astronomicaly assaninacal.

by Star Honez October 18, 2007

assvagine

the stench that comes from unwashed female private parts, noticed when standing downwind from her or by sitting next to her at work after she points her fan into your cubby.

"Do you smell that?"
"What?"
"I'm not sure, but it seems to be coming from that fan"
"Yeah, I smell it now"
"Yeah. Smells like assvagine to me"

by Steven's bitch August 20, 2009

Asspansion

The phenomenon in which butts expand over time.

Did you see Dee Ann at the reunion? Damn, asspansion had got the best of her!

by Dr. Bubba April 4, 2011

assanomoly

Kim Kardashian's ass.

"Dude, that is a freaking assanomoly."

by Mamahd October 18, 2013