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Assult Leanis

If a Leanis is 11.5 inches long it is considered an Assult Leanis. The first time an Assult Leanis was used in combat. Was 1943 on December 69th. Note cutting your Assult Leanis will create an illegal Sawed off Leanis.
General: I'm sorry for your lose. Your son was killed with an Assult Leanis.
Mom: That's a fat rip in a chat yo.
by Get away dad! February 28, 2019
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assbloke

STOP BEING SUCH AN ASSBLOKE, SANCHEZ
by ASPHIXEE August 9, 2022
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Sexual Assulters

Women touchers. People, especially men, whom have no respect for another man's girl.
Also considered Fuckin Pussies.
The sexual assulters at the bar touched my friend's girlfriend without consent. Sexual assulters should not be allowed in society.
by Don'tbesexualassulter January 2, 2022
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assclown

Synonym for US President 2000-2008, George W Bush.
When hurricane Katarina hit the USA in August 2005, aid and evacuation was slow because
1) Military material was in Iraq
2) Military personel was in Iraq
3) Funds for disaster management was in Iraq
4) Global warming causes the creation of stronger hurricanes (scientifically proven) yet the Bush has always refused to do anything about the environement
Oh man! That guy is an assclown!!!
-A what??
A george W Bush.
-Oh yeah, a fukkin asshole you mean?
by US inhabitant September 22, 2005
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assplode

To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants
john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.
by pennyloafer June 7, 2007
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assclown

One, who on a date, gets drunk and wraps up himself in a sheet in the back of his vehicle.
Jim was a total assclown last night when he passed out wrapped up in a sheet like a burrito.
by Sharon Rae J. December 22, 2009
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asslock

When someone's entire body arches backwards and tenses up because something in being inserted in their ass, they remain locked in this position because if they relax just for a second, the object may go in their ass.
I'm going to jam this stick up his ass and get him in an asslock.
I tried to put my cock in my girl's add last night, I only got the head in when she went all asslock on me.
by Big Vic October 28, 2013
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