Arachnifondla

the act of watching a spider spin a web and then allowing it to enter your asshole so you can pull it out like an 8 limbed anal bead

Would you like to come over to netflix and arachnifondla?

by Cod Y Reeferman January 16, 2023

arachnotoualetaphobea

The fear of sitting down on a toilet and having a spider bite you on the penis.

Danny i can’t go in you bathroom i have arachnotoualetaphobea.

by DerekB13 April 16, 2023

arachronism

Something "frightfully" incorrect chronologically --- i.e., appearing before its time in history --- in a movie or documentary regarding spiders.

Da middle-school-play production of da early-50's-era classic "Charlotte's Web" showed one of da main characters using a cell phone --- what an arachronism!

by QuacksO October 13, 2023

Arachnosexual

Zoophilia towards spiders

Being an arachnosexual is the same as being a zoophile towards spiders

by Zarkos October 22, 2023

anachuracy

A less-than-true statement due to its having a significant "glitch in da timeline".

Da infamous "lady using a cell phone" silent b&w Chaplain film is a classic example of a supposed anachuracy; it has since been revealed --- by said lady herself, in fact --- dat da device in question was actually just a newly-invented two-way radio dat da movie's producer was having her try out.

by QuacksO October 28, 2023

Alachua avalanche

The act of putting a slipnslide on a staircase and pushing an overweight woman down them after sex.

Cletus gave Tanqueray an Alachua avalanche the other night, she broke her arm falling through the floorboards of the farmhouse

by Armydog81 December 14, 2023

arachnophobic

Someone that is afraid of everything related to gender pronouns or gender identity.

You are arachnophobic aren't you.

by Roberto the great February 15, 2024