Anti Joke

A type of joke that is not a joke at all. It is just a surprising twist on a joke. Kinda like a big middle finger to the face.

Here are some Anti Jokes
Joke:
Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.

Question:
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

Knock-Knock Joke:
Knock Knock

Who's there?

The police, your entire family died in a car accident

by thebpbags May 2, 2011

anticlimactic

It describes a situation which has a fancy climax but with a simple ending. For example, if an author spend a whole page writing how he/she struggled to catch the fish and say in the end, "then I let the fish go," them it is anticlimactic.

The ending of this movie was very anticlimactic.

by Little Mushroom March 1, 2016

anticipashit

An unplanned bowel movement experienced shortly after contacting your narcotics dealer for cocaine.

"I just phoned Mike, and now I have to go for an anticipashit."

by lexcomplex May 29, 2009

Anticonformity

Irony at its finest.

Average person: Dude, why are you wearing horn rimmed glasses that dont have lenses?
Hipster/Anticonformist: I am an anticonformist, and wearing horn rimmed glasses would be, like, totally conformist
Average person: But then...wouldnt you be strictly conforming to anticonformity? HAH, thats so self contradicting
Hipster/Anticonformist: NO! (insert absurd rationalization or denial here)

by liberal_egocentrism October 12, 2011

Anticerbate

Anticipating the act of masturbating.

Pete saw a NSFW side boob pic of Jessica Alba, he immediately began to anticerbate.

by mini man2 October 18, 2012

anti-STD

1. Condome

2. A person who gets checked for STD's in-between relationships.

Jeff G. is an anti-STD. He is celibate right now. After he is celibate for 3 months, he'll get tested.

Why wait 3 months?

It takes 3 months for most STD's to be detectable. If you just caught an STD yesterday, and get tested today, the test will say you are clean, even though you are not.

by Sarah Goven March 12, 2009

Anti-shotgun

A game played with similar rules to "shotgun". The notable exception is that he who calls anti-shotgun is exempt from sitting in the front seat with the taxi driver with especially pungent body odor. This game can only be played when 3 people are choosing positions for a 4 seat taxi.

Tim and Chris called anti-shotgun forcing me to hold my breath for the entire 30 minute cab ride back to the hotel.

by DrGordonFreeman October 16, 2010