punting lolly

A synonym of slut

Girl: Hey guys, some girl called me a punting lolly, is that true
Guy 1: Erm... uh... um... nah

AFTER GIRL HAS GONE

Guy 2: omg lol you were kidding right?
Guy 1: Dude, duh, ofc

by pippanto April 19, 2013

Gunt Punt

The action of kicking a fat old lady in the fat hanging fat uteris. Part of the fun of gunt punting, is watching the fat old fat lady jiggle and fall.

Go and gunt punt your grandma's grandma

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

punt

1. Another word for a gunt.
2. Gunt - Bulging area found on large women between the waist and the genital area.

"Damn, did you see Lindsay's punt? She got FAT. Shouldn't be staying at home with her cat so much. That bitch is so fat she's got stretch marks on her clothes!"

by Emily Clark December 28, 2005

punting lolly

Basically a synonym for prostitute which isn't that common

Guy 1: Dude wtfs wrong with you, the girl you asked out is a bare punting lolly
Guy 2: Omg for real?! Got to dump her asap

by pippanto April 16, 2013

ass punt

When you sit on the toilet to take a poop and the gas in your intestines rockets the first piece of poo out of your butt. Similar to a punt in football or the last shot of a roman candle.

I rushed home because I thought I had to take a really big shit, but when I sat down all that happened was an ass punt.

by MB Surfer December 5, 2007

Punt Formation

To kick any random girl in the vagina

"Dude did you check out my punt formation yesterday after school?".."I think I put her in the hospital"

by trapster April 5, 2008

cunt punt

Kick a girl in the vagina

My shoe was almost stuck when I cunt punted her

by papapoop43 January 16, 2015