punting lolly

A synonym of slut

Girl: Hey guys, some girl called me a punting lolly, is that true
Guy 1: Erm... uh... um... nah

AFTER GIRL HAS GONE

Guy 2: omg lol you were kidding right?
Guy 1: Dude, duh, ofc

by pippanto April 19, 2013

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Gunt Punt

The action of kicking a fat old lady in the fat hanging fat uteris. Part of the fun of gunt punting, is watching the fat old fat lady jiggle and fall.

Go and gunt punt your grandma's grandma

by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

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punt

1. Another word for a gunt.
2. Gunt - Bulging area found on large women between the waist and the genital area.

"Damn, did you see Lindsay's punt? She got FAT. Shouldn't be staying at home with her cat so much. That bitch is so fat she's got stretch marks on her clothes!"

by Emily Clark November 08, 2005

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punting lolly

Basically a synonym for prostitute which isn't that common

Guy 1: Dude wtfs wrong with you, the girl you asked out is a bare punting lolly
Guy 2: Omg for real?! Got to dump her asap

by pippanto April 16, 2013

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ass punt

When you sit on the toilet to take a poop and the gas in your intestines rockets the first piece of poo out of your butt. Similar to a punt in football or the last shot of a roman candle.

I rushed home because I thought I had to take a really big shit, but when I sat down all that happened was an ass punt.

by MB Surfer November 11, 2007

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