Ian

Ian is a very happy person until you piss him off,he has a big dick and is always horney he is the devil,his nickname is Luci

Omg your an Ian

by Ian1728 June 18, 2019

Ian

He is gay and really retarted. He doesn’t know how to talk and he smells like shit. He has a 1 centimeter dick and he is ugly

Ew it’s Ian

by Hey uI uj April 10, 2019

Ian

A common name originating from Scotland

The Scottish translation for the English counterpart John

"What was your fathers name?"
"His name was Ian"

by thezestyelf March 10, 2018

Ian

One stinky ass nigga. Doesn’t bother to bathe more than once a month. Has a fragrance that resembles that of rotten cheese. An Ian Davis is a breed of crustlord.

“Ian, get the fuck off of me! You smell like shit!”

by Sammmmmmy69 October 12, 2019

Ian

The best valorant player of all. He can steal yo girl if he feels like it and EVEN YOUR MOM SHEEEEEEESHH.

Yo bro stay away from Ian or else he will steal your hot n' sexy mom

by meatbeater6000 April 10, 2022

Ian

Do you know a Kyle anywhere, here's Ian for you, a man of brutal honesty, shotgunning all over TVs and lots of frogs. omelets for breakfast, raw chicken for lunch and whole lotta complaints along the way. But what a man, what a legend, this guy is the type of guy to make you laugh and be pissed off at the same time. Wanna get to experience how hell is like, try being Ian for a day. Gym hardo and hard-ons. Probably see him making out with a few dumbbells as he slowly progresses through the sets. An advocate for memes. Laughs with his mouth open so you'll get a refreshing taste of morning breath. Loves to make racist jokes, does not hold back, but lowkey feels bad. You'll find him in the bog catching frogs and throwing it somewhere. Don't be surprised if one day you'll find underground frog fighting tournaments. Loving kid but say something wrong and you'll probably feel like shit after. Also, protect all nearby walls. Have home depot on speed dial if you see him around. Overall 10/10

Bystander: What happened to my room???
Victim:...Ian
Bystander: ah, give home Depot a call.

by graham_cracker_bust_nut October 30, 2019

Ian

The pure example of a legend, One beautiful man who anyone would look up to! He owns a ten piece bongo set and plays it with pure precision and gracefulness. He truly is unbeatable as a and absolutely incredible human being

RIP Ian

Guy 1: I wish I could look like this one guy

Guy 2: Who? Zac efron, Tom Holland, Ryan gosling or is it Jess from Gilmore girls

Guy 1: nah dude have u ever met Ian

by Billy is a god December 1, 2019