Christmas Almond

Name of an imaginary paint color that is tan in color, festive, but not too dark. Comes into play when the skin color of the person ( or victim ) is pivotal knowledge.

The shooting victim was darker than Christmas Almond, so race may become a factor in the investigation and subsequent adjudication.

by BelakayDub July 13, 2016

national almond milk day

This national day lies on the 26th of June

National almond milk day is my favorite day of the year .

by Thiccyyyyyyyyy June 26, 2017

Talkative Almond crapper

When a talkative employee lets his boss ejaculate into his dirty lil ace hole. And then pushes out the wet soggy almond droppings.

While doing lawn work for his boss Mike Had a Talkative Almond crapper experience.

by Big Bad Daddy March 9, 2019

Expired Almond Water

Expired Almond Water is one of the variants of Almond Water in the Backrooms. It is Almond Water that has expired. It looks like normal Almond Water, but it "has green, blue, or white mold floating inside the bottle." "It smells like rotten milk with a hint of cheese" (The Backrooms Wiki)

Backrooms Wiki says it can cause

"Flu-like conditions;

Weakness in muscles, bones, and cartilage;

Abdominal Aortic Aneurysm;

Loss of Memory;

Insomnia;

General Internal Bleeding."
The wiki also says "Causes of death have also been reported due to the other symptoms."

Although Almond Water can expire, Almond Water in the Backrooms seem to not usually expire and just found in the expired form.

"Don't drink the Expired Almond Water, it can kill you"

by jmooroof May 7, 2022

The Spicy Almond

Just like how blowing bubbles is done, you're gonna cover the head of your penis in hand sanitizer. Then have your girlfriend hold a lit lighter in front of your penis as you cum. Your semen will then have the hand sanitizer mixed in that will be ignited by the lighter. Resulting in a sticky flammable substance much like napalm.

Chad 1: What'd ya do last night?
Chad 2: I just gave Jessica "The Spicy Almond" last night
Chad 1: Shit did you end up burning her?
Chad 2: Naw she just took it like a flaming shot

by shottymcshotface November 28, 2020

Send A Picture Of An Almond To A Furry Day

The day when you are allowed to send a picture of an almond to a furry. Everyone who you send an image of an almond to will instantly become a furry if they are not one already.

Person A: Why did you just send me an image of an almond?
Person B: It's Send A Picture Of An Almond To A Furry Day!
Person A: wtf I'm not a furry
Person B: you are now

by larg November 27, 2020

Spiced Almond

IS BOSS! spiced almond is a person who is of darker skin color who breaks all stereotypes. they are one of a kind down to earth and are tooo much fun. they are absolutely perfect at everything they do. They are god's greatest creation... to point out a spiced almond person according to society they fall under the category of African american. they speak very proper. they are attractive and their personality blows your mind. they also have a tail. this species is very rare so if you find a spiced almond person CHERISH AND LOVE THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE! there are only 50 spiced almond people living in the US.

*warning* Piss off a spiced almond person they probably go ghetto... and crazy advise not to do it.

i wish my chick was spiced almond

by jafar1324 October 27, 2010