Alcohol

Solution to all of life’s problems. It makes you high and forget about your problems and your life.

Sally drank alcohol last night and immediately felt better.

by gurl456 December 27, 2019

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alcoholical

Adj. Enjoyable in a way that will only result in regret through vomiting, physical abuse, expelling waste on oneself, and/or death.

After seeing the bowls of brown jellybellys, the rack of inexplicable pool cues, the bin of freshly cleaned underwear, and the ambulance outside, we all knew the town Tea Party rally was going to be absolutely alcoholical!

by Zism October 30, 2011

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Alcoholic

Marina rose who the fuck actually knows how to spell her last name

A lying piece of shit who drinks her problems away and doesn’t know how to love anyone or anything

Wow marina is an alcoholic, she got so fucking drunk that she crashed her car and ruined her life.

by Wow she ruined my life December 5, 2019

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[alcohol]

A telescope into your sub-conscious.

"I ate Jimmy? Woah I've been wanting to do that for months, thanks alcohol!"

by lajos. January 27, 2009

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alcohol coat

When someone has reached the level of intoxication that they no longer feel the cold. So they do not require a jacket they have their "alcohol coat."

Mum: you cannot go out wearing that its freezing!
Me: nah mum it's fine I got my Alcohol coat.

by amo:) November 29, 2017

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alcoholic savant

A rare condition when a person suddenly gains brilliance or previously unknown areas of expertise with the introduction of massive amounts of alcohol to their bodies.

Billy: "Man, those guys were going to steal your car outside the bar, but you kicked all three of their asses! Do you know karate?"

John: "I don't know anything, but when I'm drinking I'm a black belt. I'm like an alcoholic savant with bourbon in me."

by Louisiana Gold May 18, 2009

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