Non alcoholic drunk 

Usually used when someone who is drinking a nonalcoholic beer is too drunk to walk and drive

Jerry: duuudeZ, Im s00ooo drunk broz!11Q1 Wh0s the desugnat3d driver ton1ght, cuz im wheyyyy to trashed

John: But jerry...Its nonalcoholic beer

Matt: He must be a Non alcoholic drunk.

Non alcoholic drunk by Cody Baggs is here October 30, 2007

non-alcoholic beer 

Beer that is non-alcoholic.

Usually contains less than 0.5% abv. (alcohol by volume)

"I drink non-alcoholic beer because I'm allergic to alcohol."

non-alcoholic beer by Non-Alcoholic Duff Man September 29, 2009

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Your alcoholic dad 

A term made by raywilliamjohnson, funny youtube celebrity. it is used by people now instead of your mom. followed by an annoying high pitched (occasionally low pitched) voice going OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOH

Dude: ghaghaghaghagha... i saws a movie.
dude2: i saw your...
dude: let me guess... mom?
dude2:... Your alcoholic dad!!!
random dude: OOOOOOOOOH!

Your alcoholic dad by name that belongs to me March 11, 2011

luke the alcoholic 

Luke gets drunk and his best friend Dan smokes weed. He has two other friends Oscar and Sean. Oscar smokes (not weed) and Sean is trying to earn money by selling nooses. If you ever meet a Luke PLEASE get drunk with him you will probably wake up in a car with him that is crashed into a tree. He has two salad childs and a Cat bf called Jack.
wagwan piffting wats yer bbm pin

Luke the alcoholic- oi fam im hella drunk ill stab yo bitch
Dan- SHUT
UP
Luke the alcoholic- Ill slit open your knee caps
Dan- o shit
Luke the alcoholic- you're mom gay

Dan- no u

Sean- GOTOSLEEPYOUSKETSITSREALLYLATEANDITSASCHOOLNIGHT

luke the alcoholic by youremomasket911 May 15, 2018

Part-time Alcoholic 

A part-time alcoholic is a person who drinks more often than they should, but aren't alcohol dependent.

Boy 1: "Do you drink every night?"
Boy 2: "Yeah."
Boy 1: "You're an alcoholic."
Boy 2: "No, I don't drink at work I'm not alcohol dependent, I'm a part-time alcoholic."

Part-time Alcoholic by Wayup November 23, 2014

High functioning alcoholic 

Someone who always drinks too much and whose life is falling apart because of it. ... Some people seem to be just fine even though they abuse alcohol. Experts call these people “functional” or “high-functioning" alcoholics."

Even though we never see Sarah sober, it doesn't get in the way of her life.

Sarah being a high functioning alcoholic has a sucessful life, job, and family.

High functioning alcoholic by Kenztenz July 30, 2017