airport quality

Used to describe something that costs much more than it should.

You got that piece of junk for $50? That's so airport quality.

Did you see Stacie? She bought some airport quality shades and they look horrendous.

by Derrick A. H. || April 15, 2007

airport languaje

the words you can't say at the airport.

Guy 1: yo man I bombed that midterm good thing I'm still allowed to go to the field trip.

Guy2: yo watch your airport languaje man we're in an airport.

by jose mar February 15, 2009

airport

Airports are places where various aircraft take off and land from. There are big, busy airports, like O'Hare International, and there are small, quiet airports like where I am writing from, Olympia Regional.

Many airports have flight schools where you can learn to fly an airplane or a helicopter. Smaller airports have plenty of airport bums and ramp rats, which is a good thing since flying is fun to watch.

Sometimes airports will have museums, restaurants, and other fun activities.

I am happy because I found a job at the airport, renting out planes and answering phones.

or

Let's go to the airport and get a plane ride!

by Athene Airheart May 1, 2004

Airpods

An even faster way to get girls than wearing gucci

(guy #1 wears gucci)
girl: Wow! Is that gucci youre wearin
guy #1: yeah you like it
girl: of course I do you’re so cool!
(guy #2 walks in with Airpods)
girl: OMG! Are those Airpods
guy #2: Yeah, why aren’t you spending time with me instead of this broke boy. Mafucka can’t even afford Airpods
girl: OMG I’d love to❤️

by Dubiks February 7, 2019

airport

A state of immense embarrassment in public; being ridiculed and humiliated in front of others, to the point where you need to disappear or keep a low-profile.

Shawn took a shit in his pants in the school's hallway. He went to the airport.

I got slapped by an ugly chick in class. Damn, that was airport.

Pastor Eric's church members caught him in a brothel. That's airport status. He had to catch a flight.

by rudyslim June 3, 2009

Magic Carpet Airport

Magic Carpet Airport only lets Magic Carpet Airlines use its state of the arts facilities built it the year 30 bc it is the most beautiful airport architecturally of course. Magic Carpet Airport is a favourite amongst rappers. They like how quite and magical it really is.

Yo, you can't take a connecting flight from MCA ( Magic Carpet Airport) if you're not flying MCA ( Macgic Carpet Airlines)

by Dr m3ry3m November 14, 2011

Dulles Airport

Known as IAD, Washington Dulles International Airport, or just simply Dulles, Dulles Airport is a very nice airport in Sterling and Chantilly, Virginia, and is the main airport in the DC-Baltimore region. We have the AeroTrain, flights to 5 continents, and some annoying TSA agents who think you might turn the plane around and send it into a building in DC. Other than that, it's a pretty cool airport, and brings in a lot of revenue to the area. United Airlines is hubbed here, and a lot of people flying United connect through Dulles.

Californian man: "I seriously have to connect through Dulles to get to Nigeria??"

Japanese man: "OHH berry nice airport! I rike!"

Man from DC talking to a Chicagoan: "So what if Chicago is bigger than DC? We have Dulles Airport!"

by sha721 December 20, 2010