Peyton Affect

When your beautiful girlfriend says something normally seen as “concerning/cringe” it becomes attractive only because it’s coming from her.

Peyton- I love to mew to daniel larson while eating nut butter and watching skibidi toilet with aiden
*peyton affect occurs{translated}*
me- you’re so beautiful and funny and hot and pretty and gorgeous

by peycole July 13, 2024

The olatunji affect

Bait your fans into thinking something you have made is "sick" And make close relatives react to it. Causing many people to get excited until it's finally released and is trash

The olatunji affect is a prime example on why YouTube has gone to shit

by @urmomfagXD April 19, 2018

Affected

Someone who looks haggered from a life time of drugs

"What's up with angela?!"
"Ah mate she found a dealer who does 2 for 50"
"Oh right yeah thought she was looking #affected"

by CherryBakewell July 13, 2019

smolder affect

The state of being mind blowingly awe shocked after receiving a smolder ,once affected sex with the person who exposes you to it occurs and in extremely rare occasions sex does not occur

Bruh all these bitches be under my smolder affect cuz they all want this dick

by Keeping it simple March 15, 2016

Astley affect

when a singer/voice actors voice doesn't seem to match up with there face, most prominent examples are Rick Astley and Paul McCartney, when singing golden slumbers, and George Ezra

person one: did you see the face of that radio host?
person two: yeah he seems to have the Astley affect

by Zingy cucumber December 5, 2021

Affect

Affect is usually a verb meaning "to produce and effect upon"

"The weather affected his mood"

by _.moth._ July 17, 2022

aggravated affection

Where you are majorly irritated/upset about the naively-stupid action of someone whom you love to death, and so instead of hollering at him, you merely grab him in an aggressively-strong bear-hug and plant a hard smacking kiss on his mouth, then ears-smokingly shove him out of your way and storm off to correct whatever fiasco that he created by his well-meaning-but-horrendously-inappropriate actions caused, such as misusing soap/detergent, oil, water, etc. so that it ruined/soiled something that wasn't supposed to have contact with said fluid. Classic example: where Estelle Getty uses assorted household chemicals and warm water to launder Sylvester Stallone's service-pistol --- and in so doing washes all the bluing off --- in the comedy-farce, "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!"

I sometimes get really exasperated with my wife when she tries to repair or clean/tidy up my stuff, not realizing that some of the items cannot be processed or handled in an "everyday" manner. I know that she always means well, though, of course, so after she plaintively informs me that she was "just trying to help", I always use aggravated affection to deflect/diffuse my fury... I just near-crushingly squeeze her in a major massive "noisy" lip-lock (i.e., "Oh --- MMMMMMMMWUH!!!") before fumingly stomping off to try to undo whatever disaster she caused... hey, it ain't HER fault if she doesn't realize that you don't use Windex to clean a desk-phone!

by QuacksO October 31, 2018