post videogame amnesia

Having been told something while playing videogames then forgetting what it was when you are done.

Mom:"Did you put the clean clothes in the dryer like I asked?"
Son:"Sorry Mom, I had post videogame amnesia and I forgot"

by Warrior Will July 22, 2012

post-speech amnesia

When just after you gave a speech in public, you can't remember how you did or exactly what you said or how long you were talking.

"Dude, i have post-speech amnesia. Can you like record my speech for me so I can watch it afterwards and see how good I was?"

"Sure dude, I hate having post-speech amnesia. That ish sucks."

by collegekid4yourinfo March 12, 2013

Post Nut amnesia

When you nut so hard that you forget what you were doing before, you forget that there was a time before you nutted.

Holy shit that post nut amnesia hits different.

by Polarisation June 19, 2023

Fart Amnesia

When someone farts in your face and the stench is so terrible that you get amnesia.

Laurens fart smelled so bad when she farted in Kristens face, that kristen got fart amnesia

by rutgers69123 February 22, 2011

selective amnesia

Convenient forgetfullness when it's beneficial not to remember the truth. Often seen during jury trials when a witness is asked an embarassing question.

I work my tail off all year but when it comes time for my performace review the boss always seems to have selective amnesia. Mr Oswald, what were you doing in that book depository? Uh, I dont' remember.

by Edword July 31, 2006

vacation amnesia

when you go on vacation and have a miserable time, (a big family fight for instance), and about a week after it you can't remember the fight or anything bad that happened and start planning the next family outing talking about how fucking epic it will be to get all 6 brothers under one roof!!!

1) Jim to his bro. Dude, I can't believe our golf weekend turned into a UFC house and Bill lost 3 teeth and the hospital trip!!!

Bro to Jim- Dude wtf are you taking about!! that vacation was epic and I was looking forward to the trip to Vegas!!!

vacation amnesia
1) Jim to his bro. Dude, I can't believe our golf weekend turned into a UFC house and Bill lost 3 teeth and the hospital trip!!!

Bro to Jim- Dude wtf are you taking about!! that vacation was epic and I was looking forward to the trip to Vegas!!!

by JackD2633 April 21, 2013

Amnesia

condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.

Dang, that woman must have amnesia!

by Vocabnerd :] October 22, 2010