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Vanoss ADHD

When a guaranteed win is thrown away because the (supposed to be) winning team gets distracted.

Named for VanossGaming and Company, who often dick around with the last hider in hide and seek/last prop in prop hunt/ what have you. On more than one occasion, the hunters/seekers have actually lost because the remaining hider(s) distracted them while no one was paying attention to the timer, which has just run out.
Vanoss ADHD in action:

Hide and seek (Tall Seekers Edition):

The crew has the last hider (Moo) cornered in a stairwell with a bunch of boxes. There's 30 seconds left, and Moo has nowhere to escape from.

Nogla: Hey, little guy.

Moo: No! Get back! NO! Get back! GET BACK!

Terroriser: Put the box down!
Vanoss: Take the box from him!
Moo: Noooo! I didn't know you could do that! W-w-wait! Let's talk about this!

Vanoss: You trying to go out the other side?

Moo: No, no.... (The time runs out) Just kidding, I won!

Nogla: Ahhh! That little sneaky bastard! He distracted us with boxes!
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 17, 2022
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Messenger ADHD

Having multiple messenger tabs for contacts open for example: Facebook, MSN messenger, Yahoo messenger ect. Thinking that you are concentrating on all at the same time, but kind of not following all the conversations.
Jeesh! John just typed me something completely out of context what we were discussing, I think it might have been meant for one of his other messenger tabs...he's suffering from messenger ADHD.
by pastryplease December 25, 2009
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Prenut Adhd

When you get distracted right before you bust a nut
Athos: man I stopped jerking off last night to snap a girl back
Duck: you got that Prenut Adhd
by AVeryAngryDuck September 19, 2020
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CD ADHD

When an impatient motherfucker cannot listen to a whole CD. This impatiency leads them to skip a song b4 it is even close to done...therefore deamed having CD ADHD
Casey, that spazz bitch, keeps skipping songs, that ho has a bonified case of CD ADHD
by Dawniica November 16, 2010
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ADD/ADHD

Attention Deficit Disorder/Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

A real medical diagnosis found in the DSM along with the criteria for diagnosis, and treatment.

There are many different symptoms, shown in many different ways, but everyone whom actually has the disorder suffer from a chemical imbalance within the brain.

Opinions as to ADD/ADHD's existence is silly at best. People smarter than us, whose jobs it is to decide these things, have. So, everyone whom states the "fakeness" of the disorder is quite confidently shouting their ignorance.

ADD/ADHD has been around a lot longer than most think-the 1980's was NOT the discovery. Years and years ago, it actually underwent a name change; and I'll warrant that few people who scream "ADD is fake" would have trouble screaming "Brain Damage is fake!" Yep. ADD/ADHD used to be the diagnosed medical condition, Minimal Brain Dysfunction/Damage. Pretty sure that exists too.

Now, the extremely excessive diagnosing of ADD/ADHD is irresponsible and reprehensible and certainly doesn't positively impress the ignorant public. (and before there are more screams, there is absolutely no negative connotation to the word 'ignorant'...it simply means "unaware of" or "lacking knowledge".
Yes, you forgot things sometimes and procrastinate. But for someone with ADD/ADHD, unlike you, there is no choice being made. It simply happens despite best efforts.
by LadyBlackhawk January 22, 2013
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prenut adhd

Getting distracted and doing other stuff before you bust a nut
Athos: yo duck i stopped mid nut last night to snap a girl back
Duck: bro you got some prenut adhd
Athos: facts
by ImAthos September 19, 2020
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iPhone ADHD

The act of checking your iPhone with the intent to do one thing and being so distracted by notifications from other apps, texts or messages that you forget why you checked your phone in the first place. Can happen with any smartphone.
Sorry I didn't call you back, but by the time I updated my Facebook status and answered some texts my iPhone ADHD kicked in and I forgot what I was doing.
by Loquacia December 7, 2014
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