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fourth trimester abortion

an abortion within the first 4 months after birth. traditionally preformed with a coat hanger or other wire shaped device, but modern science is constantly coming up with newer and safer procedures.
after the baby was out, she decided to have a fourth trimester abortion, as it was in everyone's best interest.
by tron j watts January 11, 2009
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food baby abortion

People who have long-term food babies (people who are fat) have liposuction to remove some of this fat. In this instance, liposuction is the abortion of a food baby.
She said she spent the summer taking care of her sick grandmother and she lost weight because she had nothing better to do than work out, but she told me secretly that she really had a food baby abortion.
by IHeartFood October 19, 2010
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Abortion Timecop

A person, place, or action that cock-blocks you so hard that it were as efficient as Jean Claude Van Damme traveling time to abort the child you would have undoubtedly conceived had you not been cock-blocked so ruthlessly
The Hotel Astoria in San Francisco, that one friend everyone has that tries to railroad your hook-up, or full-blown AIDS

"Why did Terry tell her I nailed Jessica... that sonavabitch can be such an Abortion Timecop sometimes"
by Functional Derelict September 27, 2011
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Your Mum's abortion was a fail.

Following the "your mum" trend, this comeback can be used in most situations. Completely meaningless but completely amazing to use. Basically meaning, your mum had an abortion, but it failed and your still here. "Your dad's condom was a fail." is also appropriate.
"That was a fail."
"Your mum's abortion was a fail."

(Can be replaced with "Your dads condom..")
by atlweightlesslover March 10, 2011
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dung beetle abortion

A style of low-rent abortion performed world-wide. A large dung beetle or similar insect is released into a woman's vagina to locate and eat the fetus. Often results in disease and/or internal damage.
Mozambique has many back-alley abortionists skilled in dung beetle abortion.

Carla had a dung beetle abortion done and the little motherfucker bit off her clit.
by jkey December 6, 2007
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abortion

The termination of a pregnancy. Abortion, at the very least, needs to be left open as an option in cases of rape (so as not to further victimize the woman by forcing her to carry the child of her assailant), incest, and when the mother's life is in danger (as in an ectopic or tubal pregnancy, which will kill the mother if carried to term). Dangerous "back alley" abortions would also result if abortion were banned completely. An interesting contradiction in terms is that supposed "pro-lifers" also tend to be in favor of the death penalty, and have a real bad habit of shooting doctors and blowing up abortion clinics. It's also very difficult to decide exactly when life begins. By Pro-lifer logic, masturbation would probably also be considered murder, as sperm are technically alive and somewhat human (haploid). What they don't seem to understand is that there's a difference between something that is merely "human" and a full-blown, sentient "person." Admittedly, abortion is despicable when used merely as an alternative form of birth control (instead of the pill or a condom), but it's a woman's right protected under the law.
Diana opted to have an abortion, rather than carry her pregnancy to term.
by cmdrmonkey December 23, 2004
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Abjuration

The art of magic involving the banishing or protection against creatures not from the world you are on. Usually defensive in nature. Also, you have to be a nerd to really get this. Go figure.
Person A: Quick, cast an abjuration spell!
Person B: I can't; I'm a conjurer.
by deathinacan December 10, 2013
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