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It's a fucking dumbass piece of shit won't understand when I said can I eat drug or frog please it's just came out as can I eat dog and please
Google you are a fucking thanos car Google assistant
by Thanos car thanos car thanos c September 10, 2018
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assisted hover

Utilizing the hover technique while holding onto the handicap rails for support. Sometimes required when constipation causes an extended need for the hover to occur.
There were no toilet seat covers, but my legs were tired from snowboarding, so I had to utilize the assisted hover.
by metalheadjoel March 11, 2008
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Gas Assisted Poop

A poop that is launch using intestinal gasses as a propellant. The expanding gas in the lower intestinal chamber pushes against the turd, thereby making the pooper work less to force it out. Also referred to as a G.A.P.
"Dammit, I've got a job interview in 10 minutes, and I need to take a dump. It had better be a gas assisted poop!!"

"How does John manage to take big dumps after the surgery to fix his hernia?"
"Oh, he usually eats foods high in fiber, so he always gets G.A.P.s, it makes it much easier on him."
by blobular August 19, 2011
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Braided Dutch Assist

When two men lock their adjoining arms and harmoniously move up and down to perform the act of masturbation for the other. Their hands are on their own penis. A distant cousin to the dutch rudder.
Dick and Johan were bored in the office and decided to try the 'ol trusty Braided Dutch Assist, or BDA.
by CaptainJack19 September 29, 2011
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golden assist

When a guy's hands are full and he has to pee, then asks his girl to hold it for him.
Brandon got a golden assist after Homecoming because he was holding her purse.
by UnknownNumero1 January 19, 2009
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PIMP ASSISTANT

A fellow with developed skills of not being persuaded by a stripper or coniving woman for trickery or bilking money.
He smoothly played his pimp assistant on that ho. She shut the f-up and walked away. No games there bro!
by T_rump_supporter May 18, 2016
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Samsung assistant

shes a hot sexy milf😩😫😫🥵🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶😈 she can make the bed jump so high there would be some creamy🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
by eekalana June 2, 2021
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