an ice cube's chance in hell

it means totally impossible, it will never happen, fuck no.

we'll be friends like an ice cube's chance in hell.

by bitchstolemymannnn February 22, 2011

An avalos

An ah-Ve-Los

Refers to a bro who's actions trying to get laid come off pathetic and sad.

Asking your friends for a booty call in the middle of the night?
That's an avalos.

Giving unneeded statistics in order to impress girls whom aren't interested?

That's an avalos.

Getting upset that your sexual advances on strangers aren't working?
That's an avalos.

by DouglasBehavior February 1, 2013

An element of cheek

When you're not too controversial. You're slightly cheeky as part of your natural wittiness and banter.

Person 1: "I can't believe you actually said that in front of him?!"

Person 2: "What can I say?! I possess an element of cheek!"

by Alzamatralz November 8, 2014

an actual good human being

A mythical creature you can't find in this god damn universe. LIKE SERIOUSLY EVERYONE HERE IS A PIECE OF SHIT

P 1 : I have seen an actual good human being.
P 2 : Lies.

by Blazinpyre December 12, 2019

An Tim

Someone who likes basketball but also likes other balls. They are really smart because if they don't they will get smacked by their parents. 99 % are asian

An Tim is asian

by MSGPenguin January 16, 2020

an all nighter

When you stay up all night and don't go to sleep despite the fact that you have classes tomorrow, and you really do just hate yourself at this point.

I pulled an all nighter, I feel like dying.

by nicole isn't my real name June 1, 2020

An Ebbers

To insert a subtly brilliant quip into a conversation whilst flexing your geekery and intellect. Simultaneously outing oneself as dork.

“I think it’s a really fascinating story of how the Easter Bunny came to be”
“Oh no! Why did I say anything? Why! He’s doing an Ebbers!”

“Rabbits don’t lay eggs- wouldn’t it make more sense to be an Easter... Lizard?”

by KhaleesiofRivia March 23, 2021