“Since it’s unlikely that we’ll ever meet again, I might as well say it now.”
“Sherlock is actually a girl’s name ”
“Sherlock is actually a girl’s name ”
by Queenrama April 20, 2018
by Mr. Dankies February 05, 2017
1. To take a less than attractive girl home with you to engage in sex that the male dominates and to force her to leave early in the morning. 2. The last resort booty call.
That bitch is going to get the actual tank and spank tonight and i'm going to be tanking and spanking all night.
by Oasndeq April 03, 2010
1 A spell in Harry Potter that scares away dementors, best used when you have a happy memory in your head
2 Not Joking. Expecto Patronum is a Latin word, and, can you guess what it is? In English it is, "I await a Guardian"
2 Not Joking. Expecto Patronum is a Latin word, and, can you guess what it is? In English it is, "I await a Guardian"
1: Harry: Expecto Patronum!
Ron: Wow, Harry, that was brilliant!
2: Jim: Expecto Patronum!
Latin Dude who knows English: You await a guardian?!(expecto patronum (actual translation))
Jim: WHATT???
Latin Dude: Expecto Patronum...oh harry potter..
Jim: i..await..a..guardian????....
Ron: Wow, Harry, that was brilliant!
2: Jim: Expecto Patronum!
Latin Dude who knows English: You await a guardian?!(expecto patronum (actual translation))
Jim: WHATT???
Latin Dude: Expecto Patronum...oh harry potter..
Jim: i..await..a..guardian????....
by doodoodaequann April 08, 2019
A mythical creature you can't find in this god damn universe. LIKE SERIOUSLY EVERYONE HERE IS A PIECE OF SHIT
by Blazinpyre December 13, 2019
A (UK) shortening of "Oh my actual god!" Sometimes used to indicate that you were so surprised that you could not finish the full phrase.
Popularized by Stephen Fry, on the TV game-show Q.I.
Popularized by Stephen Fry, on the TV game-show Q.I.
"Oh my actual… just been told I did my whole first two scenes with reading glasses round my neck. Shame-making …" Stephen Fry, Twitter status 432345626756800512
by Farthingale February 03, 2016
Generally used to imply shock that the previous person has posted something either outrageously distasteful or outrageously off topic.
by NoNoNoNoNoNoHellNo December 24, 2019