Stephen loves any music from the 60s to early 90s. He gets on many peoples nerves but to the people that know him best he’s chill and funny. Although he is a bit of a Yee Haw he doesn’t quite fit in any stereotype he just kinda goes with the flow. Stephen is also a great boyfriend. ( NOT ) even though he can’t seem to find a girlfriend, he just simply waits for the right one ( lmao he’s gonna die alone ). Usually if he likes someone he doesn’t let it go, he tries ( pathetic). He is tall and has green eyes. And no matter how stupid the situation gets he always keeps his word
( only decent thing about him ). A lot of his friends tend to be shorter ( haha short people ). Stephen is an old fashioned and a total bitch.
( only decent thing about him ). A lot of his friends tend to be shorter ( haha short people ). Stephen is an old fashioned and a total bitch.
Stephen will beat the living shit out of you, your mom, and your pet Parrot.
Stephen eats human souls.
Stephen is a bitch.
Stephen eats human souls.
Stephen is a bitch.
by Brad Dad the Dad June 14, 2019
Get the Stephenmug. stephens are pretty great, however their dogs are often times cuter than them. stephens have an infatuating personality that sometimes clashes with others. stephens lack the ability to do simple tasks such as wave at their girlfriend in the hallway or say “hi” as they walk past. stephen has the ability to light up your day and instantly put a smile on ur face, even if he is a nerd.
kelsey: is that stephen?
victoria: yep
kelsey: i thought y’all were dating why doesnt he say hi
victoria: i dunno i keep waiting for him to tho
victoria: yep
kelsey: i thought y’all were dating why doesnt he say hi
victoria: i dunno i keep waiting for him to tho
by the thicky vicky November 11, 2019
Get the stephenmug. 
Get the Stephenmug. 
A Stephen is a greasy douche bag. Who likes to seek attention by showing off his pubs. He usually likes to be sexually with "williams" but can go with "brandons" or "codys" also. No one likes a "stephen"
by stellyishalot April 28, 2009
Get the Stephen mug. Also, known as corky. Extremely tall and skinny. Smokes weed everyday, and all day. Likes to hit on underage girls because he claims to believe that his age is "immature." Likes to cheat, lie and lead girls on. He is a backstabbing friends with psycho parents. He has brown hair and green eyes, However, Don't let his nice eyes fool you. He is a complete douche bag and no one likes him. He always got made fun of or beat up in high school. He also likes getting attacked on halloween by paintball guns.. He likes to verbally attack and abuse his girlfriends, then make them look psycho so he can hit on other girls.
Guy: "hey look it's stephen.."
Guy#2: "that's the kid I beat up in high school"
Guy: Yeah he's a loser. Lets not become a Stephen.
Guy#2: "that's the kid I beat up in high school"
Guy: Yeah he's a loser. Lets not become a Stephen.
by xbellllaa. October 21, 2011
Get the Stephenmug. A Stephen is someone who will lash out violently at you for no reason. He will proceed to choke you and/or go for the vulcan neck pinch to make you pass out. He will ask you to raise your hand and then tell you that no one cares. Stephens are very egotistical creatures that think they know everything about everything. But then you realize you're right, but they really don't care. They will tell you "Dese nuts" and/or give you the finger. They refute everything you say, no matter what it is. Even if you agree with them. Which just makes you angry. They're mentally insane for the most part, someone not even a mother could love. They piss you off constantly and yet you can't help but love them. They real you in with laughter then they laugh at you. It's a very hate-hate relationship, with a dash of not pure hate sprinkled around. Some of them have drug problems and get turnt on the daily. They drive while too turnt because they are very bad at listening. Be careful if you ever meet a Stephen, you might go crazy yourself.
Jimmy: Hey Stephen! Guess what happened tod--
Stephen: Raise your hand? That's right, cause no one cares!
"Did you see the size of that dent in Stephen's car? He needs to stop driving while turnt!"
Stephen: Raise your hand? That's right, cause no one cares!
"Did you see the size of that dent in Stephen's car? He needs to stop driving while turnt!"
by NastyDelicious May 26, 2014
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