Jonathan

A small dude that is such a bbot he cant even be nice. Sometimes he is nice but it depends

Person1:Jonathan is such a bbot

by YouHaveLigma333 May 5, 2019

Jonathan

A god. This man can dominate planets and can get all the babes. He can kill thousands of men by just thinking of it. If you wanted to demolish your enemies you would call Jonathan. Snare god as well

Jonathan just snapped that kid in half for dirty diddles.

by Snaresef November 9, 2018

Jonathan

A tall, lanky (probably autistic) person who claims to be heterosexual but his constant flirtation with his male friends suggests otherwise as he makes subtle moans when he gets any form of physical contact, even a simple handshake gets his red rocket pumping.

I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.

Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.

Bro what happened, did you experience a Jonathan? Or did you become a Jonathan?

by RealN1zz October 18, 2022

Jonathan

A very bad rapist. He has a problem with rejection. Also likes to disrespect peoples homes.

Hey Jonathan leave me alone.

by Miani April 14, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan is handsome, cool, nice, not a simp, skilled kisser, good at sports, ripped, and has a long dick.

Girl 1: damn he’s cute as fuck. Girlfriend: damn you have a long one
Girl 2: I know right his name is Jonathan Jonathan: I’m not even hard tho

Girl 1: to be honest he got me wet as fuck. Girlfriend: wait so it can go longer nice can’t wait 😝

Girl 2: that’s what every girl says about him

by Anonymous83838 November 10, 2020

Jonathan

Verb. When someone replies in stale or dry text messages, such as "k", "Oof" "Yee", etc.

My ex broke up with me because I would always Jonathan when we would text.

by That1buscus April 12, 2020

Jonathan

A smelly tall creature that likes game of thrones even though he can fit right into the show. This so called “Jonathan” typically lives in the northwest part of the region in an igloo, even though he can’t fit in it.

This huge Jonathan just cut me in line at the grocery store.

by Ekul132 April 28, 2019