Girl 1: OMG JONATHAN IS SO HOT!!!!
Girl 2: IKR
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Person 1: Bro you should kickit with Jonathan he chill asf
Person 2: fs
Girl 2: IKR
or
Person 1: Bro you should kickit with Jonathan he chill asf
Person 2: fs
by wsgfoo November 3, 2022
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I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.
Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.
I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.
Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.
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Girl 1: damn he’s cute as fuck. Girlfriend: damn you have a long one
Girl 2: I know right his name is Jonathan Jonathan: I’m not even hard tho
Girl 1: to be honest he got me wet as fuck. Girlfriend: wait so it can go longer nice can’t wait 😝
Girl 2: that’s what every girl says about him
Girl 2: I know right his name is Jonathan Jonathan: I’m not even hard tho
Girl 1: to be honest he got me wet as fuck. Girlfriend: wait so it can go longer nice can’t wait 😝
Girl 2: that’s what every girl says about him
by Anonymous83838 November 10, 2020
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