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connie knows nothing

When a girl is cheating on a guy with his best friend and her boyfriend is too gullible and ignorant to suspect anything. Used in the song Scotty Doesn't Know by the band Lustra.
Dan: Aren't you banging Kylie
Chad: Yes
Dan: But isn't she dating Jake
Chad: Yes, but it's a big connie knows nothing
by lesbianofthelake December 7, 2019
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Connie

A 'Connie' is often in the presence of a 'Chloe' and is haunted by one at night. She discusses taboo matters and is not afraid to speak her mind. She always has an earworm, and is often heard humming 'Slim Shady.' A 'Connie' also has a pet she adores. She is smart in school subjects but lacks common sense.
"Connie, stop singing!"
by SoberB*tch March 2, 2025
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Connie

A fat pedophile who has double zits on her chin
Person A:Yo I'm going out with this chick named Connie I think I'll take her out to dinner on Friday

Person B:She's a fat bitch who likes 11 year old boys,run for the hills dude
by calnaga June 27, 2022
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Connie

A Connie is the best friend everyone wants. She’ll stay up with you on calls for hours on end and be there to search up your crushes social media. You never feel judged around a Connie and you can tell her anything, secrets always stay with her. At first she’s a very quiet and shy person in the corner, however, once you get to know a Connie, she is the kindest, funniest person ever. She makes you laugh so hard your ribs start to hurt. She is there for you honestly. A Connie can have a lot of insecurities and things they don’t like about themselves but at the end of the day they don’t see how amazing they are. Once you have a Connie you never want to let go of her. She is one of the best people you ever meet.
someone: who’s your best friend?

Me: Connie

Someone: everyone needs a Connie
by 1234lol July 9, 2022
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Conny

ayo is that sonic? no that's sans! NO, ITS CONNY
"hey is that sans?"
"no that's Conny you dumb FK"
by theres a party in a townie April 27, 2022
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Connie

A Connie is a deliciously light and refreshing alcoholic beverage, which stems from the North West region of England. The rhubarb is sourced from the purest soils of the United Kingdom and is enjoyed across the entirety of Europe.

It contains rhubarb gin, dry ginger ale, grapefruit, and mint leaves.
I tell you what, I could really do with a Connie right now
by The_distiller August 6, 2022
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archie and connie

Archie and Connie are a perfect match. These two people are ment to be after meeting in September of 2021
Lilly: oh archie and connie are a perfect match

Mai: omg I agree though
by Wilbursoneandonly March 28, 2022
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