Skeeter

An unattractive, foolish person, who just happens to be a simp/pervert

"Man, shut yo skeeter ass up!"

by Jeems Comedy July 4, 2022

Skeeter-Skoob

Someone who regularly asks his friends or acquaintances for spare cigarettes;
One who skoobs skeeters.

"Hey, lemme skoob a skeeter, will ya?"
"Skeeter-Skoob!"

by Skeeterskoob707 August 16, 2022

Skeeter Parker

Someone who shoots figurative webs of cum, either often or in great quantity

Whoa, take it easy there, Skeeter Parker! Save some jizz for the hookers in Reno

by Richard Penis November 5, 2019

Skeeter

Skeet skeeter , best cat ever. RIP will be missed. Many fun party’s with you. Many dead birds and squirrels.

Watch out or get skeeter on! Cat kisses

by Tinyhouse November 19, 2020

skeeter juice

a fancy man calogne

thank you so much for my skeeter juice, i will smell so good now

"they only want you for your skeeter juice"

by dokterstrangecape February 10, 2021

Skeeter

Parasite who lives off the blood of others, in the same way a mosquito does. Commonly called a drug dealer.

Mother fucking skeeter took all I had, an just left me with my addiction.

by Unzippacommando April 12, 2021

Skeeter Jean

A super awesome YouTuber known for exposing pedos and calling them out on YouTube. His catchphrase is “You’ve just been skeeted in 4K and he’s based on Chris Hansen

Man, skeeter Jean is a fucking legend!

by California Karen Patrol November 29, 2025