simp

a dude or girl who goes all out for a girl who will never like them

person 1: i bought her a macbook, the iphone 12, and a car but she still rejected me
person 2: dude. its no simp september

by simpdude November 8, 2020

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(before 2020)

S.I.M.P. stands for "Squirrels In My Pants," a song from the show Phineas and Ferb in 2008.

In the episode "Comet Kermillian," the song was improvised when Candace was struggling to get two squirrels out of her pants. Immediately before, Suzy Johnson had used a croquet mallet to shoot an acorn into her pants and the squirrels followed the acorn.

So they wrote a song about entering a girl's pants trying to get a nut. And called the song SIMP. They are time travelers and no one can convince me otherwise.

by maple17 August 17, 2020

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A Tier 3 Sub To Any Twitch Thot

A Tier 3 Sub Is A Simp That Watches Twitch Thots

by MX5 Míata September 1, 2020

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Someone who participates in social media challenges to gain online clout.

Freddy was simping when he tried to get in that booze brand's insta story.

Christian is such a simp. He put in a lot of effort to get mentioned in the sandwich account's twitter feed..

by CamdenDetective April 26, 2020

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a dude gettin played 4 his chips by female and /or lets her

walk all ova cuz his sprung off da pussy.

a nigga gettin pimped by bitch .

dat simp ass succer you C n da club tryna fight ova a broad

dat dont wanna be wit him.

by MAC^ MAC^ October 5, 2006

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Someone that puts sex before anything else

Bro 1: Yo you want to see my girlfriends nudes instead of playing video games? I even managed to get a partnership with iDubbbz
Bro 2: Wtf bro are you a simp or some shit?
Me: HOLY SHIT BANISH THIS SIMP FROM OUR TRIBE!1!1!!1!

by MazdasAreTheBest April 29, 2020

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